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[replicheagle]

[The video comes on sideways, as though the Guide hit the floor. It looks like... there's a large fire going on. Fabric burning? And a melted hunk of metal. A very irate-looking alien is holding charred pieces of what looks like dress patterns, and is pointing at the door.]Get out! I don't know what you're playing at, but destroying our

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[ACTION]

[nicotine_patch]

[IN 3-2]

[WATCHING ALIEN PORNOGRAPHY]

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[areyouhungry]

[SOMEONE IS STANDING OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR]

[YOU CAN TELL FROM THE SLURRED RACIAL REMARKS IT IS MAKING]

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[nicotine_patch]

[god damnit who is that shitty door calling a ****-***** dogfucker?]

[does not bother getting off his ass]

KICK IT OPEN!!

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[replicheagle]

Hello door!

[The door greets Star and opens briskly.]

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[areyouhungry]

[luke, on the other hand, gives it a kick as it retracts, still swearing about sand people.]

Badou? It's Luke... and Star.

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[replicheagle]

Mieuuu!

[Jumps down and makes her way over to Badou, climbing up to curl up inside his hood.]

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[nicotine_patch]

[he looks around at Luke, giving Star an absent between-the-ears scratch that's almost entirely muscle memory]

Hey, man. Check out the new TV!

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[areyouhungry]

[looks]

[yup, that's a tv, wtf is the difference. well, this one is]

[shinier, I guess]

Nice. It looks cool!

...

...Want to come eat ice cream with me and Hibana?

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[replicheagle]

I had to leave when I attacked their angry machine, and Hibana said we could go for ice cream!

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[nicotine_patch]

Man fuck that angry machine. You show it who's boss. You don't needa take that shit.

[blinks]

[looks at Luke]

-- Wait what?

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[areyouhungry]

So, she's out of a job for the month... you'll probably be seeing a lot more of her.

[SHIIIIIFTS WEIGHT]

Ice cream.

With Hibana.

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[replicheagle]

[Sits up in the hood]

Mieu!

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[nicotine_patch]

[holds up a potato chip for her to eat, looking at Luke]

Don't she wanna slice your guts out? I mean, I'm pretty sure. Why you always pokin' the crazy nests with a stick, you asshole?

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[areyouhungry]

Hey, don't feed her th--!! ...Huh?

Oh! ...Yeah. I'm pretty sure she hates me, but it's not like it's a first... I haven't had any real trouble with her, except for threats... and, well, I told her that she could see either of the cheagles, as long as she asked, first, and they were with someone- that way she doesn't get a chance to kidnap them.

...Except this time, Star was already walking to see her, so I said she had to ask you first, since...

...you're her master.

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[replicheagle]

[Already munching on the chip hooray!]

They're in the same room right now!

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[nicotine_patch]

Yeah she's kickin' around here again.

[oh yeah he forgot about that master thing]

[weeeeeeeell that explains why he's been able to play Find The Cheagle almost every other day]

[...kicks an empty beer can at Luke]

Stop mingling with the goddamn loony toons, shithead! That kid's more unstable than you think. She might snap and snap the chaperon, and then kidnap them both.