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~THE LIGHTNING POST~
6th edition, March 5th, y20348

Valentine's Day fire at local pubThe Saucy Underdog suffered from a devastating fire on Valentine's day as the result of what witnesses report as a fairly routine bar brawl going horribly, horribly wrong. The Underdog lost everything in its interior to the raging inferno, the true cause of which

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