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[dude_meister]

[You somehow see Germany and Italy taking a stroll, after a surprisingly successful dinner (i.e. nothing exploded, nobody got arrested, their food didn't attack them, etc

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[p_p_p_pasta]

[SCREAMING]

does it even matter anymore. They suck at this.

[dude_meister]

[KNOCKS HIM INTO THE GROUND AND ABOUT TO PUNCH HIM TO NEXT WEEK WHEN oh look it's Italy.]

...

ITALY! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!!!

....And this is why no new countries are ever born.

[p_p_p_pasta]

[SCREAMS LOUDER]

Other than the fact that 90% of them are male?

[dude_meister]

[shouts over him]

WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING?!

[checks for injuries]

[maraihi]

Italy! What are you doing?!

[dude_meister]

...I'd like to know myself.

[maraihi]

Did someone tell him about "Cupid's arrows"?

[dude_meister]

That's Roman mythology, so he should know about it.

[ACTION] I am going to pretend this is right near where he is because I can. AND SHEEPI SAID SO

[meatbun_monkey]

[.........facepalms in the midst of his OWN retarded Valentine's "date".]

[ACTION] /OVERTHROWS SHEEPI

[dude_meister]

[trying to figure out how he got suckered into going on a 'date']

[ACTION] fdghjhkd NOOOOO

[meatbun_monkey]

[trying to figure out how Italy can be so good at pep-talking others and yet.... when he's up to the plate.... ...this.]

[ACTION] MWAHAHAHA

[dude_meister]

[New resolution: stop automatically blitzkrieging everything.]

[cyprian_swan]

Italy? What is going on?

[dude_meister]

...I think he's been knocked sillier than usually, actually.

[cyprian_swan]

Really. And why was it necessary?

[dude_meister]

[completely red]

Conditioned reflex.

[thelonelyawesme]

[wtf are you doing to his precious and adorable Italy]

[dude_meister]

[did you not see the bold/blinking text?]

[thelonelyawesme]

[Don't get smart with me. Respect your elders :| ]

[dude_meister]

[I see. Your sight is going.]