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[gayformaster]

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[lotusrebel]

[SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT FEELINGS ARE ANYMORE.

WHAT HAS JOURNALISM DONE]

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[yes_mother_hen]

[just this face for eternity]

[lotusrebel]

THOSE ARE NOT MY BOOBS!

[yes_mother_hen]

[UNABASHEDLY:]

Oh, thank God. You almost had me worried for a moment.

[lotusrebel]

You're Sherlock Holmes, you can't be suspicious of me because of a gossip column can you?

[yes_mother_hen]

I wouldn't deign to know what an...

...adolescent woman chooses to do with her time, on occasion.

[WHY WOULD YOU EVER, HOLMES]

[lotusrebel]

Holmes. I consider us both friends. As friends I am under the assumption that you know me better than what we see here right now.

I am assuming this because I know you're smart!

Hopefully. Then again, you can't even write a good romance novel so...

[yes_mother_hen]

Your faith in my intelligence aside, my capability to write a romance novel has nothing to do with this particular discussion at hand. Yes, I heard you.

So you don't want "boys to drool all over you"?

[lotusrebel]

I'd have to have a bottle of cleaning solution on hand if I wanted that to happen.

So no.

[yes_mother_hen]

Good. You would have had me questioning your taste otherwise.

Not that I doubted you for a moment, of course.

[lotusrebel]

I'm aiming below the belt next time.

Besides, I'm about as graceful and seductive as... insert your own clever metaphor here. You know what I mean!

[yes_mother_hen]

If we're discussing the subject of your ability to seduce, I'll gladly retire from the conversation.

[lotusrebel]

Wise choice.

Anyways. I didn't think something like this would happen after Christmas. Jarring isn't it?

[yes_mother_hen]

A bit misplaced from the usual holiday cheer and festivities, I do agree. I do wonder if this will set the tone for the upcoming New Year.

I wouldn't be surprised.

[lotusrebel]

Clearly, I should be getting a career change.

Detective? For each inch of skin I reveal, it'll be worth more than one case alone!

[yes_mother_hen]

A change of subject is in order.

[oh Holmes]