THE GREAT AND MOST BEAUTIFUL SEALAND DEMANDS COMPENSATION.
[A young girl of about 12 years shows up on the screen, hands on her hips, and tries to look angry and awesome at the same time. She also looks like she cried a lot not too long ago, but she'll deny that vehemently should it be addressed.]
EVERYONE WILL HAVE TO GIVE THE GREAT AND MOST
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[Because oceans why]
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[Okay, "in the middle" might be a bit... strong, but who cares. There is ocean all around her house! ...was. She frowns and shakes her head.]
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[It's as good a reason as anything else.]
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We wouldn't want to, anyways. Islands simply have too limited of a food source.
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Oh. She did not expect that. At all.]
You're a vampire?
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No! I do not! And the only time any vampire should glimmer, glitter, sparkle, or anything that involves sharp refraction of light should be if they're engulfed in flames!
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Can you change into lots of bats?
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I have some fruit drops. [Even though it would be hard to part with them since she has no idea when she'll get the next ones. But a real vampire turning into bats would be worth it.]
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But only if you show me in person and not through this thing.
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