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Nov 13, 2011 18:59

THE GREAT AND MOST BEAUTIFUL SEALAND DEMANDS COMPENSATION.

[A young girl of about 12 years shows up on the screen, hands on her hips, and tries to look angry and awesome at the same time. She also looks like she cried a lot not too long ago, but she'll deny that vehemently should it be addressed.]

EVERYONE WILL HAVE TO GIVE THE GREAT AND MOST ( Read more... )

sealand (wendy kirkland)

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[Video] be_my_servant November 13 2011, 18:17:32 UTC
'Sealand?' What kind of a pathetic name is that?

[Because oceans why]

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[Video] youngestsister November 13 2011, 18:28:23 UTC
It's the greatest name for the nation that will once be the greatest! And it is a fitting name because Sealand lives in the middle of the sea!

[Okay, "in the middle" might be a bit... strong, but who cares. There is ocean all around her house! ...was. She frowns and shakes her head.]

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Re: [Video] be_my_servant November 13 2011, 18:39:31 UTC
Surely. [/sarcasm.] But why anyone would want to live in the midst of the sea is beyond me.

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[Video] youngestsister November 13 2011, 18:45:25 UTC
Because vampires cannot get there!

[It's as good a reason as anything else.]

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Re: [Video] be_my_servant November 13 2011, 18:49:00 UTC
[.....Well fine.]

We wouldn't want to, anyways. Islands simply have too limited of a food source.

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[Video] youngestsister November 13 2011, 18:53:26 UTC
[...

Oh. She did not expect that. At all.]

You're a vampire?

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Re: [Video] be_my_servant November 13 2011, 18:54:12 UTC
I am. [Spoken with pride]

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[Video] youngestsister November 13 2011, 19:13:17 UTC
Do you sparkle?

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Re: [Video] be_my_servant November 13 2011, 19:42:50 UTC
[Goddammit she has had it with that question!]

No! I do not! And the only time any vampire should glimmer, glitter, sparkle, or anything that involves sharp refraction of light should be if they're engulfed in flames!

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[Video] youngestsister November 13 2011, 20:18:13 UTC
Oh.

Can you change into lots of bats?

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Re: [Video] be_my_servant November 13 2011, 20:19:38 UTC
...Yes, I am capable of that.

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[Video] youngestsister November 13 2011, 20:21:21 UTC
Can you show me?

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Re: [Video] be_my_servant November 13 2011, 20:22:08 UTC
And what is my incentive for such a thing? [She'll probably do it anyways, showoff that she is.]

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[Video] youngestsister November 13 2011, 20:33:27 UTC
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I have some fruit drops. [Even though it would be hard to part with them since she has no idea when she'll get the next ones. But a real vampire turning into bats would be worth it.]

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Re: [Video] be_my_servant November 13 2011, 23:12:11 UTC
...What flavor?

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[Video] youngestsister November 14 2011, 01:56:18 UTC
Cherry, strawberry and orange. ... [reluctantly:] and apple and lemon.

But only if you show me in person and not through this thing.

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