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Nov 13, 2011 18:59

THE GREAT AND MOST BEAUTIFUL SEALAND DEMANDS COMPENSATION.

[A young girl of about 12 years shows up on the screen, hands on her hips, and tries to look angry and awesome at the same time. She also looks like she cried a lot not too long ago, but she'll deny that vehemently should it be addressed.]

EVERYONE WILL HAVE TO GIVE THE GREAT AND MOST BEAUTIFUL SEALAND CHRISTMAS PRESENTS! I'll give you a list of things that I'd like to have if you ask, or you can just give me what you think would be perfect for me!

[For once, she does not demand everyone to recognize her as a nation. After all, the little territory that she had is gone, as is presumably everyone who could have recognized her, unless... unless she was not the only one who was brought here. After a pause, she nods and speaks up again.]

And if any of you have seen a blond woman with glasses and looooong pigtails who is a total jerk, tell her that the great Sealand will comfort her because I have a huge heart and that she doesn't have to worry. [The girl sniffles and blinks a few time, willing the tears away. She won't show any weakness.] And if anyone sees a girl who is also blond and a bit older than me and shakes, tell her to come to my place! And tell me that you saw them!

And if any citizens of the Great Sealand are here, contact me! Even if you had fake passports. [Because if any of her citizens are here, she'd at least still have her people, despite having lost her territory...] You're still my citizens at heart!

sealand (wendy kirkland)

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