[Video/voice] | 09

[willsassyou]

[Artemis suddenly pops up on the feed. Judging from the look on her face, saying that she's practically seething might be an understatement.]

So, about the guides flipping out when you sign up for a job. Why hasn't that been fixed yet?

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[voice]

[allfatherissues]

Suffering from a uncooperative guide?

[voice]

[willsassyou]

As always, it seems.

[Except wow it was uncooperative in the worst way, this time.]

[voice]

[allfatherissues]

That seems to be afflicting many here. Though you must admit that it keeps one guessing.

What were you assigned this time?

[voice]

[willsassyou]

Which is why I don't get why it hasn't been fixed, yet.

[Sigh.]

....I'm competing in a beauty pageant.

[voice]

[allfatherissues]

Ah, that. I saw it listed while I was scanning opportunities myself. Are you not excited for it?

[By her tone, he already knows the answer to that.]

[voice]

[willsassyou]

Not in the least. Pageants have never really been my thing.

[voice]

[allfatherissues]

Not one for the act? For dressing up? For fooling others into thinking you're someone you're not?

[voice]

[willsassyou]

Not to mention those terrible thank you speeches that result in obnoxious crying.

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[allfatherissues]

But the fooling is the fun part, or so I believe.

Re: [voice]

[willsassyou]

I guess.

Maybe as a way to show how much I don't want to be any part of this, I'll roll with it and make fun of it.

Re: [voice]

[allfatherissues]

Now that is what I prefer to hear. And perhaps you'll find enjoyment out of not wishing to be a participant? How ironic would that be?

Re: [voice]

[willsassyou]

That is until I lose to any of the male participants.