[video] Alright, everybody listen up!

Dec 14, 2009 15:58

[the video starts showing this youthful looking guy] [He looks DETERMINED and CERTAIN and his mouth might be a little bit dirty ( Read more... )

america (alfred f. jones)

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[Voice] totespolska December 15 2009, 00:12:16 UTC
What the hell? Russia kidnapped you, too?

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[Voice] herotoyouall December 15 2009, 00:12:57 UTC
RUSSIA?? [this is very loud] I should have known he had something to do with this!

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[Voice] totespolska December 15 2009, 00:15:50 UTC
Yeah. This is like, all the cosmonauts' fault. He's like, behind it ALL, but he's denying everything.

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[Voice] herotoyouall December 15 2009, 00:16:26 UTC
Figures!! He's here, then?? I have to find him and kick his ass!

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[Voice] totespolska December 15 2009, 00:25:47 UTC
I know, right? What a jerk-bag. I keep saying the same thing but people are like, no, the planet is all blown up! And then I'm like, no, that's totally propamiranda, and they're like no, YOU'RE wrong, and I'm like, dude, shut up, you know?

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[Voice] herotoyouall December 15 2009, 00:31:47 UTC
Oh yeah, I didn't believe the "blown-up" part for a second! There's no way my home would have been gone so easily!

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[Voice] totespolska December 15 2009, 00:34:47 UTC
Pfft, yeah. But dude, about Russia? He thinks it's like, 1962 or something. And I met a guy yesterday who was from the past, too. It's totally weird, don't you think?

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[Voice] herotoyouall December 15 2009, 01:12:48 UTC
What, really? He must have hit his head or something!!

From the past? [clearly interested] Who???

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[Voice] totespolska December 15 2009, 01:18:59 UTC
That's like, exactly what I said. But he's like super stubborn and a jerk and kept saying I was wrong.

His name is Lavi. I think we're going to like, do bff things.

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[Voice] herotoyouall December 15 2009, 01:23:41 UTC
Well you can never tell with this guy! He's probably trying to brainwash you into believing it. [sounds so cocky what a dick]

I wanna meet him!!

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[Voice] totespolska December 15 2009, 01:28:15 UTC
Yeah, he like, invented brainwashing probably. He's got this special brand of Dial soap he uses for it or something. [totally believes anything bad about Russia]

Maybe he'll like, see this? And you will?

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[Voice] herotoyouall December 15 2009, 01:49:50 UTC
Really?? [sound outraged] Clearly I have work to do here!

Good! I wonder if there are people from the future here, too.

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[Voice] totespolska December 15 2009, 02:02:44 UTC
You do, go and save everybody. I'll like, watch and stuff. Maybe try to call the UN while you're at it, they're like, being really slow with rescuing us.

Probably. Ask people.

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[Voice] herotoyouall December 15 2009, 04:15:49 UTC
That's the weirdest thing, man - I can't get through to them! It's really annoying.

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[Voice] totespolska December 15 2009, 04:19:01 UTC
Oh.

My cell phone doesn't work either. I thought it was like, 'cause we were in space and stuff.

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[Voice] herotoyouall December 15 2009, 04:26:00 UTC
[silence for a minute]

That COULD be a reason...

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