I know, right? What a jerk-bag. I keep saying the same thing but people are like, no, the planet is all blown up! And then I'm like, no, that's totally propamiranda, and they're like no, YOU'RE wrong, and I'm like, dude, shut up, you know?
Pfft, yeah. But dude, about Russia? He thinks it's like, 1962 or something. And I met a guy yesterday who was from the past, too. It's totally weird, don't you think?
Yeah, he like, invented brainwashing probably. He's got this special brand of Dial soap he uses for it or something. [totally believes anything bad about Russia]
You do, go and save everybody. I'll like, watch and stuff. Maybe try to call the UN while you're at it, they're like, being really slow with rescuing us.
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From the past? [clearly interested] Who???
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His name is Lavi. I think we're going to like, do bff things.
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I wanna meet him!!
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Maybe he'll like, see this? And you will?
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Good! I wonder if there are people from the future here, too.
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Probably. Ask people.
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My cell phone doesn't work either. I thought it was like, 'cause we were in space and stuff.
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That COULD be a reason...
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