[video] Alright, everybody listen up!
[the video starts showing this youthful looking guy] [He looks DETERMINED and CERTAIN and his mouth might be a little bit dirty]
Everybody - listen up!! I know you all must be scared, showing up in a spaceship like this. [hits the table with his fist] But you shouldn't! Aliens are usually very nice! That being said, it's clear we all want to go home - and I will take care of that!
[EMPHATIC TWO-HAND SMASH AGAINST THE TABLE, A LA PHOENIX WRIGHT] That's why I'M HERE! I am the HERO that will save everybody, so stop worrying! I will definitely make sure everyone is alright! [THUMBS UP!]
NOW! Can anyone tell me where to find hamburgers?
Everybody - listen up!! I know you all must be scared, showing up in a spaceship like this. [hits the table with his fist] But you shouldn't! Aliens are usually very nice! That being said, it's clear we all want to go home - and I will take care of that!
[EMPHATIC TWO-HAND SMASH AGAINST THE TABLE, A LA PHOENIX WRIGHT] That's why I'M HERE! I am the HERO that will save everybody, so stop worrying! I will definitely make sure everyone is alright! [THUMBS UP!]
NOW! Can anyone tell me where to find hamburgers?