Brittany-ism #Blueissogoingtokillherforthis

[lovesagoodmisog]

[For once, Brittany is purposely sitting in front of the camera, smiling.]

[She's even dressed up for the occasion.  With a tie and everything.]

So, you know how I'm always saying things like, how if there's one thing I know, it's fashion?  And how if there's two things I know, it's fashion and cats?

Well....

[She moves to one side, where we see...Blue

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[sound_council]

Do you have anything for animals with more than four legs?

[lovesagoodmisog]

Boots, Paw Warmers, Paw-lettes, Heels, or Flats?

[sound_council]

Hmm. Boots, I suppose. It doesn't really have feet, though. Is that alright?

[lovesagoodmisog]

You might have to get them custom fit, but I'm sure we could find a way to make it work.

[sound_council]

I just need something that would stop it sticking to the walls and ideally make it look silly enough to be noticed. Socks might work just as easily as booties.

[lovesagoodmisog]

You're totally in luck!

We're having a sale on fashion socks. Everything hanging on the back wall is 50% off. Every color imaginable.

In fact, I'm almost sure some of those colors really are made up.

[sound_council]

Do you have anything in light purple?

[lovesagoodmisog]

periwinkle, lavender, or lilac?

[sound_council]

[He actually has no idea what the color 'periwinkle' looks like.]

Um...Lilac would be fine. Its for a lavender colored creature.

[lovesagoodmisog]

Good choice. It'll make for a nice contrast.

How many pairs would you be requesting?

[sound_council]

Five.

[lovesagoodmisog]

Alright, normally they'd be about three credits each...but with the sale and all that's be...

...uh...

...

[brain freeze]

[sound_council]

...how much of a sale?

[lovesagoodmisog]

50 percent.

[sound_council]

So 7 and a half credits?

[lovesagoodmisog]

Umm...maybe 8. Y'know, for tax and stuff.

You'll have to check with the cashier.