Brittany-ism #Blueissogoingtokillherforthis
[For once, Brittany is purposely sitting in front of the camera, smiling.]
[She's even dressed up for the occasion. With a tie and everything.]
So, you know how I'm always saying things like, how if there's one thing I know, it's fashion? And how if there's two things I know, it's fashion and cats?
Well....
[She moves to one side, where we see...Blue.]
[Who is not smiling]
[Trust me, even if cats could smile, Blue would not be smiling]
"Meow"
As you can see, Blue volunteered to help me with my job this month.
[Is kitty glaring at the camera? No, just Brittany. Or, at least, as best as she can from beneath the wool kitty deerstalker cap, along with a lovely pearl kitty choker and kitty blue and white striped paw warmers.]
Being a certified Feline Fashionista, I thought it would only be right to bring the wonders of Kitten Mittens' totally amazing line to you, today.
To order, just call...um...oh, wow, that's a lot of numbers....
[Brittany holds up a large piece of paper on the screen. For once, she isn't exaggerating. There's probably at least 30 numbers and letters scrawled across in semi-legible handwriting. With the batsymbol somewhere mixed in.]
Call this number. Tell them I sent you.
...no, seriously. Tell them. Please. They told me I'm getting paid by a "commissioner" or something, and I'd so rather not get arrested for not meeting my quota.
[She's even dressed up for the occasion. With a tie and everything.]
So, you know how I'm always saying things like, how if there's one thing I know, it's fashion? And how if there's two things I know, it's fashion and cats?
Well....
[She moves to one side, where we see...Blue.]
[Who is not smiling]
[Trust me, even if cats could smile, Blue would not be smiling]
"Meow"
As you can see, Blue volunteered to help me with my job this month.
[Is kitty glaring at the camera? No, just Brittany. Or, at least, as best as she can from beneath the wool kitty deerstalker cap, along with a lovely pearl kitty choker and kitty blue and white striped paw warmers.]
Being a certified Feline Fashionista, I thought it would only be right to bring the wonders of Kitten Mittens' totally amazing line to you, today.
To order, just call...um...oh, wow, that's a lot of numbers....
[Brittany holds up a large piece of paper on the screen. For once, she isn't exaggerating. There's probably at least 30 numbers and letters scrawled across in semi-legible handwriting. With the batsymbol somewhere mixed in.]
Call this number. Tell them I sent you.
...no, seriously. Tell them. Please. They told me I'm getting paid by a "commissioner" or something, and I'd so rather not get arrested for not meeting my quota.