20 [Video]
[The feed starts with the sight of a small boy sitting crosslegged on the floor, stacking a a selection of dog food cans into a shopping bag for the benefit of a thoroughly overly excited corgi who clearly thinks he's about to get a second dinner. The little boy's face is partly obscured by a much too large hat and he's wearing a green terrycloth bathrobe.]
That comes to fourteen credits, Bowie-okyakusan, will you be paying by cash or... um... Big Yoru! What was the other thing?
[He shouts off behind him.]
Credit.
[The voice comes from off-screen; while she's not visible, her voice sounds utterly amused]
Oh yes! Thank you very much big Yoru. [And now a small grey kitten is walking in front of the video feed. The littlest shopkeeper lets out a wail of disappointment.] Iman, please don't walk in front of the shot you're going to ruin it! Yoru she's ruining it, she's not supposed to be in the commercial yet!
Sorry, sorry.
[She doesn't sound very sorry--in fact, she sounds like she's trying very hard not to laugh]
Come, Iman. Get over here.
[The kitten mews, then scampers back across the room out of view, where Yoruichi scoops her up]
[Little Kisuke still looks put out.]
I don't think you're being very nice Iman. You've got to be a professor-nell.
[And then a little brown kitten falls off the ceiling and knocks all the cans of dog food flying, which sends Bowie the corgi bolting and knocking Kisuke over backwards with an 'oof']
[Yoruichi calls from across the room]
Are you finished with the commercial yet, kiddo?
Why?
Just asking. I'll wait if you're not done.
Wait for what?
For you to finish, of course. I know how important your customers are to you.
[Big grin.]
They're SUPER important. And, um, even though I'm not grown up me and I can't reach all the shelves I'm still a very dessicated business man.
Dedicated. [still so amused]
De-di-ca-ted. That's me! ...um. So. You should come and buy things from my shop because Big Yoru's going to help me and we're still the bestest place to get your mudpies and stink bombs and whoopee cushions from to put under teacher's chair when he's being a stinkyface.
[Nods in satisfaction.]
Finished!
Good. Now let's go; you need a bath.
[And that, it appears is the cue for him to start giggling.]
Don't want one
[chuckles] You need one. I can smell you from here.
[And with that, he's up and out of his bathrobe- aerodynamically inhibitive don't you know- and lo and behold! A small, butt naked Urahara is now streaking across the living room! Flash step all the way!] Nuh-uh! Don't have to if you can't catch me~
[One second Yoruichi is nowhere to be seen, the next, she's grabbed a squirming Kisuke out of midair and is tucking him beneath her arm.] Caught you~
[Giggling and wriggling all the way] Nooooo!
[Yoruichi heads over and turns off the Guide, then takes him to the bathroom]
[ooc: Yoruichi is purple, Urahara is green; replies will come from trickylilbrat]
That comes to fourteen credits, Bowie-okyakusan, will you be paying by cash or... um... Big Yoru! What was the other thing?
[He shouts off behind him.]
Credit.
[The voice comes from off-screen; while she's not visible, her voice sounds utterly amused]
Oh yes! Thank you very much big Yoru. [And now a small grey kitten is walking in front of the video feed. The littlest shopkeeper lets out a wail of disappointment.] Iman, please don't walk in front of the shot you're going to ruin it! Yoru she's ruining it, she's not supposed to be in the commercial yet!
Sorry, sorry.
[She doesn't sound very sorry--in fact, she sounds like she's trying very hard not to laugh]
Come, Iman. Get over here.
[The kitten mews, then scampers back across the room out of view, where Yoruichi scoops her up]
[Little Kisuke still looks put out.]
I don't think you're being very nice Iman. You've got to be a professor-nell.
[And then a little brown kitten falls off the ceiling and knocks all the cans of dog food flying, which sends Bowie the corgi bolting and knocking Kisuke over backwards with an 'oof']
[Yoruichi calls from across the room]
Are you finished with the commercial yet, kiddo?
Why?
Just asking. I'll wait if you're not done.
Wait for what?
For you to finish, of course. I know how important your customers are to you.
[Big grin.]
They're SUPER important. And, um, even though I'm not grown up me and I can't reach all the shelves I'm still a very dessicated business man.
Dedicated. [still so amused]
De-di-ca-ted. That's me! ...um. So. You should come and buy things from my shop because Big Yoru's going to help me and we're still the bestest place to get your mudpies and stink bombs and whoopee cushions from to put under teacher's chair when he's being a stinkyface.
[Nods in satisfaction.]
Finished!
Good. Now let's go; you need a bath.
[And that, it appears is the cue for him to start giggling.]
Don't want one
[chuckles] You need one. I can smell you from here.
[And with that, he's up and out of his bathrobe- aerodynamically inhibitive don't you know- and lo and behold! A small, butt naked Urahara is now streaking across the living room! Flash step all the way!] Nuh-uh! Don't have to if you can't catch me~
[One second Yoruichi is nowhere to be seen, the next, she's grabbed a squirming Kisuke out of midair and is tucking him beneath her arm.] Caught you~
[Giggling and wriggling all the way] Nooooo!
[Yoruichi heads over and turns off the Guide, then takes him to the bathroom]
[ooc: Yoruichi is purple, Urahara is green; replies will come from trickylilbrat]