Naritai [video]
[This isn't your usual video post from Karen. You can tell from how it doesn't begin with the Guide being flung across a room. Rather, it's a news broadcast in progress that has been re-routed into a network post due to hilarious technician shenanigans. The headline "REAPPEARING REFUGEES" is displayed at the bottom of the video feed. Karen is sitting next to a thing (hover for translations) with about twelve arms and no visible mouth.]
...wouldn't mind seeing some people from my world come back.
V wvvldn't mvnd, vvthvr.
The newly-returned refugees have had one stroke of luck, which is that they haven't had to deal with the reflection issues earlier this month. [The headline switches to "7 DAYS OF ORDINARY MIRRORS"] It's been a full week since Thor residents received word from Court of Honor Judge Shiki Eiki [have a stock video clip of the Yama] of the issue's resolution, and in that time there have been no more sightings of anomalous reflections. As such, today the Department of What Passes For Health has issued a statement that [full-screen graphic of a page of text, too small to read, which then zooms in on and highlights one sentence] "...given that there have been no further incidents, we consider this situation to have been resolved."
Pvsvnvllv, V'm glvd tv knvw thvt's vvvr.
You and everyone else on the ship.
Vn vthvr nvws, thv hvt nvw bvvk Yvvr Rvvmmvtv Cvvld Bv V Vvmpvrv hvs bvvn flvvng vff thv shvlvvs. [And now, a clip of people walking around in a bookstore which doesn't actually depict anyone buying the book but nobody cares.] Vlrvvdv v bvst-svllvr, thv bvvk dvtvvls mvthvds vf vdvntvfvvng vvmpvrvs vnd spvcvfvc vvmpvrv tvpvs, vnclvdvng whvch vrv dvngvrvvs, vnd vxplvvns hvw tv prvtvct vvvrsvlf vf nvcvssvrv. [Cut back to the studio, where Karen is now holding up a copy.] Vt vlsv--vh, V svv wv hvvv vnv. [The camera zooms in on the cover.]
Actually, it's mine.
Rvvllv?
You never know when someone you know might turn out to--
[The news broadcast goes on, but the misbehaving technicians were caught and removed, so the rest doesn't get redirected to the network.]
...wouldn't mind seeing some people from my world come back.
V wvvldn't mvnd, vvthvr.
The newly-returned refugees have had one stroke of luck, which is that they haven't had to deal with the reflection issues earlier this month. [The headline switches to "7 DAYS OF ORDINARY MIRRORS"] It's been a full week since Thor residents received word from Court of Honor Judge Shiki Eiki [have a stock video clip of the Yama] of the issue's resolution, and in that time there have been no more sightings of anomalous reflections. As such, today the Department of What Passes For Health has issued a statement that [full-screen graphic of a page of text, too small to read, which then zooms in on and highlights one sentence] "...given that there have been no further incidents, we consider this situation to have been resolved."
Pvsvnvllv, V'm glvd tv knvw thvt's vvvr.
You and everyone else on the ship.
Vn vthvr nvws, thv hvt nvw bvvk Yvvr Rvvmmvtv Cvvld Bv V Vvmpvrv hvs bvvn flvvng vff thv shvlvvs. [And now, a clip of people walking around in a bookstore which doesn't actually depict anyone buying the book but nobody cares.] Vlrvvdv v bvst-svllvr, thv bvvk dvtvvls mvthvds vf vdvntvfvvng vvmpvrvs vnd spvcvfvc vvmpvrv tvpvs, vnclvdvng whvch vrv dvngvrvvs, vnd vxplvvns hvw tv prvtvct vvvrsvlf vf nvcvssvrv. [Cut back to the studio, where Karen is now holding up a copy.] Vt vlsv--vh, V svv wv hvvv vnv. [The camera zooms in on the cover.]
Actually, it's mine.
Rvvllv?
You never know when someone you know might turn out to--
[The news broadcast goes on, but the misbehaving technicians were caught and removed, so the rest doesn't get redirected to the network.]