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Aug 30, 2011 06:13

[Urahara, who is a little disappointed that he didn't wake up with a tail and hooves today (for the sake of scientific curiosity after all), has just finished hanging a sign on a building that proudly boasts that it is now the home of Urahara Shoten's Space Station Outlet.



There also seems to be a large stash of balloons covered by a net, and a gigantic electric fan.]

Ah, good evening ladies, gentlemen and assorted equines of the S.S. Thor~ For those who are unfamiliar with me, my name is Urahara Kisuke. For some months now I have been operating a small candy business from my home, though now I am delighted to be able to announce to you all this fine evening that after some hard toil and paper work that I have been given approval and a license to open permanent premises here on the S.S. Thor.

On Friday at 0900 hours, Urahara Shoten's Space Station Outlet will open for business and I do very much hope that you will make us your first stop for all your general needs. In fact, I am so hopeful, that I have put 50% off your total first purchase coupons into these balloons behind me and will be accepting one per customer. These will also allow you access to our fabulous all you can eat buffet that will be present for one day and one day only at our grand opening extravaganza! Come and be astounded by our wide selection of goods and low, low prices!

[And with that, he unhooks the net covering the balloons and switches on the fan to let the balloons go flying off looking for customers. He grins and bows.]

I look forward to receiving your patronage~

...and I will also be well stocked in carrots and sugar cubes.

ALFRED FILTER: Private to Shinigami

So how many of you woke up this morning a little hairier? Abarai-san you need not answer; it's called puberty and it happens to everyone~ I can give you an excellent deal on a razor.

urahara kisuke

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