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[hatethehat]

[Class is in session! The Highschool portion, anyway.

The room has been darkened, presumably for the projector that's currently displaying an array of pixelated images on the screen, each one a little more absurd than the last. In the next three images you can see a pixelated man, about an inch tall with a crown on his head, attempt to attack a

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[ukidoki_orgasm]

[She is so gonna ace this class!!!]

[...provided she doesn't argue with the teacher.]

[...which she's going to do right now.]

[/raises hand.]

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[hatethehat]

[CAN I ASSUME THIS IS NORMAL? Fran's picked his book up again so if you've got a question Renge, might wanna just go into it.]

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[ukidoki_orgasm]

[Very normal. It's probably been happening all month.]

[Oh hey teach. I think I read whatever manga it is you're reading.]

...Professor, what if I want my hero to be a prince? Not a phony, cliche prince, but of noble birth, educated, regal and handsome...

He could even be the third prince, if that would make it much more interesting! And a very handsome prince... [Dark hair. Glasses. Book in hand all the time...]

[Oh wait she had a point here.]

Because I think princes can be heroes, too!

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[hatethehat]

Be the princess and marry him. [Said with a straight face and not paying attention. MANGA IS MORE IMPORTANT RENGE.] He'll become useless afterward though.

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[ukidoki_orgasm]

[apbslbw -!!!]

He will not!

[A mixture of the indignation at his statement and the annoyance at his ignoring her, her voice got really]

[really]

[shrill.]

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[hatethehat]

Will too. [Hi, we are mature. And thank you, beloved and detested hat, for being a barrier to the high decibels. He swishes the lollipop to the other side of his mouth and turns a page.]

Princes are only good for being plot devices.

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[ukidoki_orgasm]

That is wrong!

Princes are very important to stories for plot devices as well as main plot storylines.

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[hatethehat]

I like a story where the prince dies a dramatic and gruesome but pointless death.

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[ukidoki_orgasm]

That's horrible! Such things of beauty such as princes should never die!

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[hatethehat]

[...]

What about ugly princes?

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[ukidoki_orgasm]

...There's no such thing.

[They're killed at birth.]

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[hatethehat]

There are. Ugly princes who never brush their hair so it hangs over their faces hiding all their zits and pimples and beady eyes.

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[ukidoki_orgasm]

That's a myth! No one with every acne cream and sexy hair dresser at his disposal would ever be that ugly!

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[hatethehat]

He's also a killer.

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[ukidoki_orgasm]

That's just slanderous. Slanderous and untrue!

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[hatethehat]

He eats a lot of garlic and onions too. And never brushes his teeth.