Aug 27, 2011 15:06
[Class is in session! The Highschool portion, anyway.
The room has been darkened, presumably for the projector that's currently displaying an array of pixelated images on the screen, each one a little more absurd than the last. In the next three images you can see a pixelated man, about an inch tall with a crown on his head, attempt to attack a giant lizard and get eaten in a ball of flame.
Fran himself is lounging on a makeshift couch comprised of three chairs pushed together and reading a manga while clicking the projector button with his foot.]
And that's why princes make bad heroes. They're kind of like the princess you're trying to rescue, but less pretty. ... and more stupid. And useless. Heroes should be an average guy who just happens to be awesome. That way the audience can relate to them and all that.
[Have a pause in talking as Fran reaches down, past camera view and comes pack with a lollipop in hand which he promptly sticks into his mouth and continues talking around it.]
Uh... heroes should also have a love interest because nobody likes it when the good guy has to stay lonely. Unless you want to make him a cool loner, that works too. [Eventually Fran realizes there aren't any flickering lights anymore because he's reached the end of the slideshow. Whoops! Sitting up he sets the book aside and stretches, completely shameless in his laziness.]
I guess your final project will be to write up a draft for a good main character. Just write down a cool name, his past and all his cool abilities, or something.
[There's a pause.]
Or her's.
[Y.U.P. The feed ends.]
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