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2 Flea Bites (Video)

Aug 13, 2011 20:06

(The feed opens up to a nice spinning video as its user attempts to figure out how the Guide works. Sights include: the floor, a wall, a hand holding what looks like a decorated stick, and many aliens looking over in confusion. Clearly Sirius didn't pay attention to what Remus was doing the last time.)

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[ Video ] hairraisingly August 14 2011, 00:15:30 UTC

A joke shop? I've never heard of one of those! It sounds rather delightful though!

[ Oh look, you have attracted an excitable blond. ]

Re: [ Video ] deathbydrapes August 14 2011, 00:31:11 UTC

(Oh hi there!)

Yes, they're a brilliant idea, actually. Shop full of things that are supposed to give people a good laugh. (And by "people," I mean "me.")

Re: [ Video ] hairraisingly August 14 2011, 00:37:02 UTC

That sounds amazing! Laughing is always a great thing so making everyone laugh is the best! I hope we have a store like that here!

Re: [ Video ] deathbydrapes August 14 2011, 03:20:03 UTC

Couldn't have said it better myself! It'd be a terrible thing if this ship doesn't have one! Would start one myself, but there's something much more satisfying about being the customer in these cases.

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(video) ukidoki_orgasm August 14 2011, 00:17:25 UTC

[...what bombs? really, the only thing that sounded normal in there was 'fireworks' and she's pretty sure that wouldn't go over.]

That is not going to put a smile on their faces.

Re: (video) deathbydrapes August 14 2011, 00:33:21 UTC

(Well, it's really all for my amusement, actually.)

Of course the supplies themselves aren't going to help, but in the hands of a master of laughs such as myself, even those paperwork-loving Vogons would crack a smile.

Re: (video) ukidoki_orgasm August 14 2011, 00:46:21 UTC

Uh -

[oh how to put this gently to him...]

- No. They won't. They don't laugh at anything, and I'm sure you won't be the first to have tried it.

Re: (video) deathbydrapes August 14 2011, 03:23:16 UTC

Oh, ye of little faith, you clearly haven't met any true men around here. They haven't laughed because I wasn't on this ship before. At any rate, I can think of a fair few who will be laughing when I'm through with them. (That would be me. And probably James, but mostly me.)

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video grimsylph August 14 2011, 01:43:11 UTC

Dungbombs. [It sounds so... Unsanitary]

Re: video deathbydrapes August 14 2011, 03:25:10 UTC

Yes, brilliant invention, if you ask me. One of my favorites, actually. The person who first made them should be hailed a king!

[video] trickstermentor August 14 2011, 03:34:37 UTC

I'm afraid I only trade in candy on certain days of the week. You say you're looking for tricks?

Re: [video] deathbydrapes August 14 2011, 04:06:15 UTC

Candy is certainly a good trade to be in. Might even stop by myself one day. And yes, I am. Have you seen any stores that might have something like that?

Re: [video] trickstermentor August 14 2011, 08:35:34 UTC

I would certainly look forward to your custom. As for the joke market, I'm sad to say I haven't found any premises that deal in that field around these parts, though I would be happy to help in anyway I could if you had any requirements.

Re: [video] deathbydrapes August 14 2011, 17:48:53 UTC

Ah, that's a shame, really. Guess I'll have to take matters into my own hands, then. Wouldn't happen to have some sort of...Blowup Bubblegum, would you? Or Explosive English Toffee?

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[video] gotcocoa August 14 2011, 04:30:44 UTC

Please refrain from breaking anything, if at all possible.

[ he doesn't want to pay for your damages. other than that, though, he's curious as to what you have in mind... ]

Re: [video] deathbydrapes August 14 2011, 04:35:59 UTC

Moony, when, in all my years, have I ever broken anything? That wasn't part of some slimy git's face, I mean.

(Supplies first, Moony! Then pranks!)