2 Flea Bites (Video)

[deathbydrapes]

(The feed opens up to a nice spinning video as its user attempts to figure out how the Guide works. Sights include: the floor, a wall, a hand holding what looks like a decorated stick, and many aliens looking over in confusion. Clearly Sirius didn't pay attention to what Remus was doing the last time.)

How the hell does this…Come on now, work you

Comments

(video)

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[...what bombs? really, the only thing that sounded normal in there was 'fireworks' and she's pretty sure that wouldn't go over.]

That is not going to put a smile on their faces.

Re: (video)

[deathbydrapes]

(Well, it's really all for my amusement, actually.)

Of course the supplies themselves aren't going to help, but in the hands of a master of laughs such as myself, even those paperwork-loving Vogons would crack a smile.

Re: (video)

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Uh -

[oh how to put this gently to him...]

- No. They won't. They don't laugh at anything, and I'm sure you won't be the first to have tried it.

Re: (video)

[deathbydrapes]

Oh, ye of little faith, you clearly haven't met any true men around here. They haven't laughed because I wasn't on this ship before. At any rate, I can think of a fair few who will be laughing when I'm through with them. (That would be me. And probably James, but mostly me.)

Re: (video)

[ukidoki_orgasm]

...I still don't think you look funny enough to make them laugh.

[Perhaps a little cute, but not exactly enough to laugh at.]

Re: (video)

[deathbydrapes]

Ah, and that is what separates the men from the boys. A true master doesn't need to look funny to make others laugh. I mean, really, do you really expect those things to laugh at a face such as mine? No! No, true experts simply have to utilize their resources well. This art requires strategy, brains, and a good sense of humor. All of which I possess.

Re: (video)

[ukidoki_orgasm]

If those "resources" include...what did you call them - dungbombs...

Well, if they include those, I think you're only going to manage to make them mad.

Re: (video)

[deathbydrapes]

Again, all about the strategy. Besides, dungbombs aren't exactly what their name entails. They just give off a right nasty smell, that's all.