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[napnotwork]

SOS

I'm bored at work and I've napped all I can.

Please send a deck of playing cards and snacks.

Comments

[whipmyheir]

well that's no good!
where are you working?

[napnotwork]

I'm playing therapist to a bunch of inanimate objects. They just put me in this cushy room and left me alone.

[whipmyheir]

hahaha, what?
what kind of job is that?
well i can stop by if you're bored.
i'm delivering newspapers this month so i'm all over the place.

[napnotwork]

Really? If you could bring me something to do, that would be awesome! Even just a newspaper to read would be great!

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[beseriousannie]

DON'T NAP AT WORK!

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[napnotwork]

[ --hrggrkg ]

But it's boring!

Video

[beseriousannie]

It doesn't matter if it's boring or not, you are being paid to do something and that something is not sleeping. If you have time while working to do something else at least use it productively.

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[napnotwork]

But this job is stupid, I should be allowed to sleep through it.

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[thenwhowas]

do you even have anyone to play cards with

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[napnotwork]

No but

I can play solitaire or something

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[thenwhowas]

no offense but that's pretty sad

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[napnotwork]

At least I don't actually have to work hard!

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[good_breakfast]

What's your job?

Re: [video]

[napnotwork]

Pep talking toys.

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[good_breakfast]

You're... giving peptalks to toys?

Re: [video]

[napnotwork]

Yeah, to slinkies. Apparently someone thinks they have a lot of problems, but they really don't.