Level Two || Matt || [Accidental Video]

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[[When the picture finally comes into focus, it's of Matt's characteristic goggles laying down in front of the screen for those who know them. They're quickly scooped up and the mirror that the device is unknowingly pointed at relays Matt turned to the side (Sorry Milly, still no eye-colour shot!) as though looking at something while straightening

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[whosyour_rikku]

I wouldn't call that a bubble butt, no...

But'cha do look a little flat-chested. Don't worry, some people've just gotta stuff it. You're not the only one.

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[[Renge had let the cat out of the bag that Matt's been seen in the outfit and the way Rikku states that opinion ...they saw him talking about his ass looking fat too. Ugh.

He looks down at his chest, then back up.]]

...Keeps people with wanderin' hands at bay.

[[Cough. Yeah. That's it. ...that and he doesn't want to look good in women's clothing, despite that he does.]]

[whosyour_rikku]

I think the unshaven legs'll do that, too. [This is her trying so very hard not to crack a laugh through that smile.]

[And this is her totally failing.]

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[[...Matt stays quiet when she's laughing. Only, he's not mad, he's kind of got a bit of a blush on his face and he's looking anywhere but at Rikku.]]

[whosyour_rikku]

[Wiping a nonexistant tear from her eye, Rikku calms her short-lived case of the giggles. Ahh, too good, Rikku, too good.]

[Since, to her, this is obviously just harmless teasing and not anything to feel weird about, your overall awkwardness goes pretty much unnoticed.]

So, on a sort of more serious than poking fun at you but not serious enough to be labelled 'serious' note, what kinda job've you got this month?

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[[Well thank god at least she didn't catch on that Matt had decided it didn't look good without his legs shaved and had taken it upon himself to make sure that was done.

His smile forms back a little bit and he rubs the back of his head, still a bit shy at saying it even if everyone did just see him in a pink frilly maid dress.]]

Uh.. Kinda like a hostess/waiter deal I guess. I tell y'though Rikku, first one to make grabby hands at anything extensive's gonna lose 'em. You?

[whosyour_rikku]

Good, for a sec there I thought you got stuck as a Lovely Companion or something. [The very thought of that job back when she had it is enough to give her the heebies-jeebies.] Just watch out for anyone eyeing your feet, y'hear? Those're the real freapazoids.

I'm throwing a beach party on the 22nd. It's seriously a job, can you bealieve that?

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[[Matt doesn't know how to deal with the thought of handling a job like that. He's pretty sure he'd jump out the nearest airlock and hope for the best.] ]
...Nope. I'll be keeping my companionship to myself for the time being, thanks. [[Stage left, raised eyebrow.]] My feet? .... I'll uh ... be sure to watch out.

No shi-- I mean, no joke? Throwing a party is a job around here? ...Hell, next time I'm all for that instead of perverts all day. Maybe I'll stop by, I don't think I work on the 22nd.

[whosyour_rikku]

That's smart! [Rikku herself fancied a good kick to the shins and a dart through the vents.] What restaurant, anyway?

And, yes, you totally should! I can promise you s'mores and grilled stuff and shhh booze up the wa-zoo~ [Not like Rikku cares all too much about the secrecy of underaged drinking. If anything, it's more of a joke to her because back home there was no "legal age marker".] Hee hee, cross my heart it's a party worth coming to.

LOL Sure, send me on the quest for the holy grail to find it! XDDDD *chuckle*

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[[He licks his lips, clearing his throat and then mutters it, more than says it.]]
Petite Cherie Maid Cafe...

[[Though tinted by his goggles, Matt's eyes light up at the sound of s'mores and booze. Good lord why wasn't tomorrow the 22nd? He'd have to tell Mello about this revelation of food, fun, drinks and chocolate. That oughta get him someone to go with, since otherwise he's sure his other current 'woud go with you' wouldn't be interested in stuff like that.]]

Maaaaaannnnnnn, Rikku, I am SO there. [[He grins, toothily.]] You sure know how to throw a party, yanno that?

It's my job to make your life difficult, didn't you know? 1/2

[whosyour_rikku]

[Huh? What was that? You know, the feed does not quite pick up to the same extent of what you hear yourself saying. Especially when you murmur like that.] Pee Tiny Cherry Bombs Cafe? Huh? That's a weird name for... actually, anything.

Re: LOL Sure, send me on the quest for the holy grail to find it! XDDDD *chuckle*

[whosyour_rikku]

[Compliment? Did someone say something that could be taken as a... compliment? Heck yeah! Ego ignited!]

[And any confusion she allowed show is promptly round-kicked right off her face. Because, obviously, saying nice and totally true, psh things about Rikku is of way more importance than being confused. Not like she was confused. If, y'know, anyone asks. She just misheard. Yeah.] Well, d'uh! It's, like, reason number 6 I'm so awesome.

LOL No, No i didn't know that. But that's alright. Bbl though @_@ Headache

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[[Matt's about to correct her when she moves on to say she's number six. ....Six of what?]]

What exactly are you six of?

Oh no, feel better, you hear!

[whosyour_rikku]

[Flavors of the rainbow? Answers to the ultimate question? Types of meat in a hot dog? Members of the crew of the Celsius?]

The bosses you've gotta beat before totally kicking Vegnagun in the high-tech, thousand-year old metal ass? [Little does she know, she's not too far off there...]

thx~ tylenol is my new god

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[[Seems that it's none of those above listed things. Matt just, stares at the feed a bit before kind of halfass wondering if he's gone insane just a bit. Maybe his last memory screwed his brain up a little much.]]

....Bosses.
Right.

So ...

[[There's a pause and he adjusts his goggles, kind of linefacing much like his predecessor.]]

Do you often murder cyborg CEO's?

Haha, oh the powers of a good pain killer.

[whosyour_rikku]

[About to clear him up on it just being a small joke, but, wait - huh?]

No! I mean, unless I'm doing something in my sleep I don't know about but no one's ever told me I sleep walk or sleep kill. Why?