Level Two || Matt || [Accidental Video]

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[[When the picture finally comes into focus, it's of Matt's characteristic goggles laying down in front of the screen for those who know them. They're quickly scooped up and the mirror that the device is unknowingly pointed at relays Matt turned to the side (Sorry Milly, still no eye-colour shot!) as though looking at something while straightening

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[ukidoki_orgasm]

[I'm not so mad at you now that you're crossdressing]

[/ahem. she clears her throat slightly.]

Your guide is on.

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[[Matt looks down at his apron, raising his eyebrow. That sounds like the not-terrorist-terrorist Renge. His assumption is that she means in his pocket and he takes it out, looking her over. He's already well on his way to work.]]

Thanks.

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[ukidoki_orgasm]

[hold it back hold it back don't say it]

[but. really. she can't hold it back.]

- oh you look so cute in that~!

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[[Matt pauses in his walking, staring down at the guide. There's no way she can see his whole outfit, maybe the stupid hat bu-- oh god.]]

....
Just when did my guide turn on?

[whosyour_rikku]

I wouldn't call that a bubble butt, no...

But'cha do look a little flat-chested. Don't worry, some people've just gotta stuff it. You're not the only one.

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[[Renge had let the cat out of the bag that Matt's been seen in the outfit and the way Rikku states that opinion ...they saw him talking about his ass looking fat too. Ugh.

He looks down at his chest, then back up.]]

...Keeps people with wanderin' hands at bay.

[[Cough. Yeah. That's it. ...that and he doesn't want to look good in women's clothing, despite that he does.]]

[whosyour_rikku]

I think the unshaven legs'll do that, too. [This is her trying so very hard not to crack a laugh through that smile.]

[And this is her totally failing.]

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[[...Matt stays quiet when she's laughing. Only, he's not mad, he's kind of got a bit of a blush on his face and he's looking anywhere but at Rikku.]]

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[kendonobara]

[What...in the hell...]

...you're worried about that?

[Audio] LOL THAT ICON!

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[[Matt stops again, ah great, someone else he -- oh God. He pretends he's not hating his life at the moment and answers, trying to keep it out of his voice.]]

...'Course I'm worried about it. I'm stuck in the damn thing, I may as well be worried about what it ends up looking like on me.

[Audio] It's pretty awesome isn't it?

[kendonobara]

Do you think anyone would bother looking up your skirt?

[Audio] Pfft.. yes LOL All of his are, he's so photogenic.

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[[Cough!]]

NO, that's not the damn rea- ugh. No. But that doesn't mean I wanna run the chance either. I've already had some pretty hands on types I had t'put in their place.

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[chocogun]

[what the--]

Should I ask?

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[[Yeah. Imagine his surprise when he picked the uniform up?]]

...
No.
But if you did have to- [[He clears his throat, muttering]] -it's my work uniform.

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[chocogun]

It matches your eyes.

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[[A pause.]]

...
I can't tell if you're paying me a compliment, or bein' a sarcastic ass.

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[firecandyleo]

Nice dress, dude.

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[[...Great, another winner. He replies with sarcasm, considering the content of the jeer.]]

Yeah thanks, I have it pressed every day before work.

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[firecandyleo]

Do you wear matching panties~? [laugh]

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[[And a huff of a sigh is your response at first. But he decides to turn this around.]]

If you wanna find out, it's gonna cost you.
[[Shrug.]]