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firecandyleo in gargleblasted

Race 10 [Voice]

Jun 29, 2011 19:52

Very fucking funny, the whole thing. Hey mom, nice to meet your cousins. In jetpacks.

The fuck? Seriously, I'm not cut out for this. [groan. Mister lion here is slowly dying of heat and eaten alive by bugs oh and a lion attacked him]

leo

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[Voice] starwolf_leader June 29 2011, 18:54:43 UTC

Leo? Are you alright?

[Voice] firecandyleo June 29 2011, 18:58:29 UTC

I've been chased by a lion, and to help I'm breathing water.

Re: [Voice] starwolf_leader June 29 2011, 19:05:37 UTC

Shit. Where are you?

Re: [Voice] firecandyleo June 29 2011, 19:09:28 UTC

Inside my room.

Even in my room it's hot and humid and there are plants coming out of no where. I think I've leafs in my underwear.

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wishmadeinfire June 30 2011, 04:35:32 UTC

You are related to lions?

firecandyleo June 30 2011, 08:59:10 UTC

My mom is a lioness.

wishmadeinfire July 1 2011, 02:09:15 UTC

A... lioness...

firecandyleo July 1 2011, 09:21:36 UTC

Yeah. [he has gona over this so so so many times]

I'm a bioengineered being, half human and half animal. Humans created me in a lab with genetic material of the two, and put me inside a lioness' womb and that's how I was born.

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video nostandards June 30 2011, 09:18:33 UTC

What, you can't fuckin' adapt?

[rocking a bikini, aw yeah! ... if it can even be called that, given how little it covers...]

video firecandyleo June 30 2011, 11:21:56 UTC

[Hey. Nice tits.

I MEAN]

Not to lions in jetpacks, humidity that doesn't let me breathe properly and bugs that are trying to suck me dry. No.

video nostandards July 2 2011, 02:43:29 UTC

It's not that hard. Weirder shit has happened!

video firecandyleo July 2 2011, 10:07:22 UTC

But that weird shit didn't attack me out of the blue when I was trying to breathe.

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[Video] twofacedshark July 1 2011, 15:19:55 UTC

You got to be fucking kidding. I thought you would be fucking adapting in this shitty weather.

[Agito is shirtless and sweating like mad]

[Video] firecandyleo July 1 2011, 17:47:20 UTC

If you are gonna say something like "lions should be used to the jungle" I swear I'm gonna fucking punch you next time I see you.

Re: [Video] twofacedshark July 1 2011, 17:54:53 UTC

[His laugh is cut short] [Too heat and wet to laugh]

Do you smell any water at least? I could use a lagoon right now.[Sorry Leo, he couldn't help but give that one also]

Re: [Video] firecandyleo July 1 2011, 17:57:55 UTC

That's it, I'm gonna punch you!

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