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[mashyspikes]

[If you're taking the elevator to one of the many floors on the Thor today, you'll notice that something seems a bit more... talkative than usual.

Why, it's Wheatley, who has attached himself to the interior ceiling of a particularly large lift! He's an elevator therapist this month, or at least he's trying to be one.

So he's babbling on to the

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[Video]

[weekwizard]

Well. This is a first. I have never seen anything fail at comforting an elevator before.

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[mashyspikes]

Excuse me, but I'll have you know that this is a long and delicate process!

[He pauses then attempts at whispering:] A lot of issues, this one.

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[weekwizard]

It is an elevator. Its purpose is to transport people and items up and down on command. That is all the "therapy" it needs.

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[mashyspikes]

Says you, maybe. Programs have feelings to, you know. Just because they're not organic doesn't mean they don't have a heart. A metaphorical one.

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[weekwizard]

Heart or not, there is not much else an elevator can do other than its job.

...Why is there a program in the elevator, anyway? It can be made to work just fine without an artificial intelligence.

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[mashyspikes]

Yes, but if it's heart is into it, it can do its job well! Better than before! [That's Wheatley's logic, ta least.]

I'm its therapist.

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[weekwizard]

You seem to be succeeding in only depressing it furhter.

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[mashyspikes]

It's a complicated process. Ups and downs. [no pun intended.] I'll get there, I promise you that.

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[weekwizard]

I have my doubts, but you may know AI better than I do.

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[mashyspikes]

Well- [he huffs here] -of course I do. I am one, after all.