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Jun 17, 2011 22:14

[If you're taking the elevator to one of the many floors on the Thor today, you'll notice that something seems a bit more... talkative than usual.

Why, it's Wheatley, who has attached himself to the interior ceiling of a particularly large lift! He's an elevator therapist this month, or at least he's trying to be one.

So he's babbling on to the ( Read more... )

wheatley

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[Video] weekwizard June 18 2011, 03:31:26 UTC

Well. This is a first. I have never seen anything fail at comforting an elevator before.

Re: [Video] mashyspikes June 18 2011, 03:35:28 UTC

Excuse me, but I'll have you know that this is a long and delicate process!

[He pauses then attempts at whispering:] A lot of issues, this one.

Re: [Video] weekwizard June 18 2011, 09:41:01 UTC

It is an elevator. Its purpose is to transport people and items up and down on command. That is all the "therapy" it needs.

Re: [Video] mashyspikes June 19 2011, 03:21:38 UTC

Says you, maybe. Programs have feelings to, you know. Just because they're not organic doesn't mean they don't have a heart. A metaphorical one.

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[action] farewellcircus June 18 2011, 03:54:37 UTC

[This one is hopping quickly into the elevator once it reaches the floor he's at, though he doesn't sound very enthusiastic about being here.] This one better be less annoying than that last one I was on...

[But then he's looking up and noticing-oh, this elevator's already taken.] ...Oh, it's you. That core thing.

Re: [action] mashyspikes June 18 2011, 04:00:10 UTC

[Wheatley stops mid-sentence and looks down to spot a familiar face.]

I have a name, you know! Really. Some people are so rude on this ship.

Re: [action] farewellcircus June 18 2011, 04:05:07 UTC

[>:|] Yeah well, how am I supposed to know what your name is if you never actually tell me what it is...

Re: [action] mashyspikes June 18 2011, 04:21:44 UTC

[Good point. Wheatley sounds like he's about to argue the fact before he gives in. Begrudgingly.]

My name is Wheatley.

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video enliventheworld June 18 2011, 04:11:11 UTC

I didn't know the elevators here could talk, too. I thought it was just the doors.

Re: video mashyspikes June 18 2011, 04:22:49 UTC

Oh, no, not all of them talk. Actually, I think most of them might be silent.

But well... programming-to-programming, you could say. I speak an lift's unspoken tongue, if you want to think about it that way.

Re: video enliventheworld June 18 2011, 04:27:04 UTC

Hm. Are all of the elevators as depressed as the one you're talking to?

Re: video mashyspikes June 18 2011, 04:29:53 UTC

Not all of them, no. Though most of them do need someone to talk to. I mean, everyone uses a lift, but no one ever thanks them. A little appreciation goes a long way. You should remember that!

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loving_indoles June 18 2011, 06:20:33 UTC

[Well now here's something you don't see every day. Hey he remembers you from that fuss with the paperwork]

I see you've found yourself a suitable job, mister Wheatley.

[Except he's being kind with that since you certainly don't seem to be HELPING all that much. Just don't make the elevator so depressed he gets so down he plows through the ship bottom okay?]

mashyspikes June 19 2011, 03:16:37 UTC

[He'll try not to!]

Yes, I have! I rather enjoy it, making all these lifts feel better.

loving_indoles June 19 2011, 08:19:52 UTC

[Counting on you!]

That's important. Enjoying ones work. I take it you haven't had problems with them? I heard they can be quite difficult to cheer up.

[Totally not accusing you of not being able to pull that off because of what he just overheard, oh no]

mashyspikes June 20 2011, 17:45:19 UTC

[I would hope not! Because Wheatley believes himself to be doing a fine job of it! :( ]

Well, this one needs a bit more talking to than the others... A lot more baggage you could say. But I'll be diligent, as all elevator therapists should be! No point in giving up just because there are a few hurdles in one's path, hm?

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action instantrule63 June 18 2011, 07:10:25 UTC

[...oh no. is this going to turn into a ramblefest.]

Huh? Who's saying that?

Re: action mashyspikes June 19 2011, 03:17:21 UTC

Er, I am? [He blinks] Up here!

Re: action instantrule63 June 19 2011, 08:21:15 UTC

[she looks up, and spots him pretty fast! kind of easy to see that shiny blue thing stand out from the rest, after all...]

Oh-! I didn't see you there at first. Hello!

Re: action mashyspikes June 20 2011, 17:43:45 UTC

Hello! [He speaks happily.] No need to worry about it; not many people notice the personality core on the ceiling unless he says something. 'He' being me, by the way. Though I'm sure you've already figured that part out by now, aha.

I'm Wheatley.

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