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[ The feed opens to a little pink nose sniffing at it, then you can see the face of a cream coloured kitten who has accidentally switched it on. when it moves away, you can see two people: Urahara, sitting on the floor petting a tired looking cat in his lap, and Suì-Fēng, crouched next to him, a kitten gnawing at her hand. ]

You do understand, of

Comments

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[randompp]

Oh! Hello Sui Feng!! [Waves enthusiastically at the guide] [Waves some more]

Is that your new pet?? It's really cute! Can I see it sometime? Maybe present it to Gummy! He could use a playmate! Also, did you give it a name ye-

[Babling non stop]

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Oi, horse. Don't give me more than ten words at a time or I won't listen.

I will be taking two of these soon, yes. Are you sure my tiger wouldn't eat your crocodile?

/threadjacks like a boss video;

[trickstermentor]

A crocodile?

[Hello, you have pinged his interesting pets radar. Because while Yoruichi-san may have put her foot down on the subject of a dinosaur, she's said nothing about a crocodile.

Also you are a bouncy pink pony.]

/fistbump

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She has a baby crocodile. But it doesn't have any teeth.

[ And now she would say something about how that is completely impossible, but come on.

They're talking to a

pink

talking

pony. ]

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[randompp]

Yes! His name is Gummy! Wait! [Goes get gummy]

1/? video;

[randompp]

[Oh! Okay!]

You have a tiger?! [3 words] How big is it? [4 words] [3+4=7]

Do tigers eat crocodiles? [11 but okay, it was sort of more or less 10]

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[randompp]

I hope the tiger gets along okay with the kitties! [10 words again]

3/3 video;

[randompp]

Oh! I know, if you want, I have a friend who has a lot of animal friends! She can help your tiger getting along with other animals and- [And now she forgot to count the words]

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[ She'd point out that two thousand words in 10 words installments are still way too many, but. How useful would that really be. ]

She's just a cub. And it's not a problem, I'll just bring her with me when I'm out or working so she doesn't eat the kittens.

[ Okay so that might actually be pretty damn problematic... ]

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[randompp]

Oh! Will you place her in your mane? [Legitimate question] [Also, she doesn't know humans it is called hair]

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...no, I will not. That would be uncomfortable for both of us.

Re: video;

[randompp]

[Seems to think]

Really? [She obviously thought the rings on Sui Feng hair was for that]

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--yes. And it's called hair. And pets don't go in it.

Re: video;

[randompp]

Why not?

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Because it's uncomfortable? Not hygienic? Weird?

Re: video;

[randompp]

I don't really feel uncomfortable with Gummy in my mane.