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[ The feed opens to a little pink nose sniffing at it, then you can see the face of a cream coloured kitten who has accidentally switched it on. when it moves away, you can see two people: Urahara, sitting on the floor petting a tired looking cat in his lap, and Suì-Fēng, crouched next to him, a kitten gnawing at her hand. ]
You do understand, of course, how much effort you should put into taking care of her. Do you not?
Naturally! She's been doing a wonderful job looking after the kittens, it's only fair that I should take very good care of her while she's otherwise occupied feeding hungry mouths.
[ A long pause. ] No, I don't think you understand. You'll have to get her anything she wants, be it food or toys or anything at all. And you'll have to make sure she stays away from other tomcats.
[ The exceptionally observant might notice Urahara's hand still for a fraction of a second on Shaolin's head. ] Oh, I think after this litter she's not going to be going near any toms for quite some time, Sui-Feng-san. [ Clears his throat delicately. ] But I give you my word that I devote my full attention to her care. Now, have you decided which one you wanted? I believe Ukitake-san has an eye for the gr-
Honestly, I don't think you're up to the task. You know nothing about how to take care of her. You will need my help.
Suì-Fēng-san-
You'd rather have me as an ally than as an enemy, would you not?
Suì-Fēng-san. [ His tone makes her finally look up at him. ] I know.
[ But only for a brief moment, because suddenly there's a loud pop and a small black ball falls from the ceiling-- Suì-Fēng catches it just in time, holding up the few-weeks-old kitten in her hands. ] I'll be taking this one. And that one. [ And she points at the white one that has been trying to climb on his arm.
That's when her gaze falls on the the guide and she realizes it's on. ]
You're an idiot. [ Right, because it was totally Urahara's fault. Suì-Fēng grabs the guide, an eyebrow raised, while Urahara has mysteriously produced a fan from out of nowhere and is surreptitiously veiling his amusement behind it. ] Any roommates I'm going to have will get used to the two cats I'll soon be taking care of. And to my tiger, too.
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[ And she abruptly turns the guide off. ]
You do understand, of course, how much effort you should put into taking care of her. Do you not?
Naturally! She's been doing a wonderful job looking after the kittens, it's only fair that I should take very good care of her while she's otherwise occupied feeding hungry mouths.
[ A long pause. ] No, I don't think you understand. You'll have to get her anything she wants, be it food or toys or anything at all. And you'll have to make sure she stays away from other tomcats.
[ The exceptionally observant might notice Urahara's hand still for a fraction of a second on Shaolin's head. ] Oh, I think after this litter she's not going to be going near any toms for quite some time, Sui-Feng-san. [ Clears his throat delicately. ] But I give you my word that I devote my full attention to her care. Now, have you decided which one you wanted? I believe Ukitake-san has an eye for the gr-
Honestly, I don't think you're up to the task. You know nothing about how to take care of her. You will need my help.
Suì-Fēng-san-
You'd rather have me as an ally than as an enemy, would you not?
Suì-Fēng-san. [ His tone makes her finally look up at him. ] I know.
[ But only for a brief moment, because suddenly there's a loud pop and a small black ball falls from the ceiling-- Suì-Fēng catches it just in time, holding up the few-weeks-old kitten in her hands. ] I'll be taking this one. And that one. [ And she points at the white one that has been trying to climb on his arm.
That's when her gaze falls on the the guide and she realizes it's on. ]
You're an idiot. [ Right, because it was totally Urahara's fault. Suì-Fēng grabs the guide, an eyebrow raised, while Urahara has mysteriously produced a fan from out of nowhere and is surreptitiously veiling his amusement behind it. ] Any roommates I'm going to have will get used to the two cats I'll soon be taking care of. And to my tiger, too.
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[ And she abruptly turns the guide off. ]