[The man who opens this door--well he's familiar. And he's half finished putting on what looks to be something between an outfit from a bodice ripper and a pirate hooker costume. He flips the eyepatch up to give Yoruichi a vaguely curious look as he finishes lacing up his shirt.]
[Itachi gives the box the noncomprehending look of someone who has no idea what this is. Maybe one of his roommates ordered it? Though he'd rather not contemplate their predilections.]
Thank you. [He's about to ask if she's sure it's supposed to be delivered here, but he figures she's competent enough to do her job.]
Does the order say who it's for? I can leave it in the right room before I go.
[yoruichi-san why are you here yoruichi-san what are you wearing yoruichi-san what's in the box yoruichi-san why did you just say the word sex in my presence]
[there are so many questions to ask where do i start....]
[ Just... takes it and stocks it in a corner with the others two or three she's bought. Not that she thinks she'll ever use them but as long as Yoruichi is with her she isn't with some creepy pervert, no?
(Although some might argue Suì-Fēng isn't exactly pure as the driven snow, either.)
And hey, Yoruichi-sama's employer will be happy of her for increasing their sells! ]
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Good afternoon, Yoruichi-san. What is this?
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Yo, Itachi.
[Holds out a small box, decorated in shimmering ribbons]
It's your Sex Bomb. I hope you weren't waiting too long for it; business is rather busy.
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Thank you. [He's about to ask if she's sure it's supposed to be delivered here, but he figures she's competent enough to do her job.]
Does the order say who it's for? I can leave it in the right room before I go.
[Let it please NOT be the pony.]
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It's just addressed to Room 3-42.
[Belatedly occurs to her that this is Inoue's room]
[is a little disturbed by that]
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Uh.
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Yo, Renji.
[Holds out the box]
Delivery for you.
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[there are so many questions to ask where do i start....]
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Thanks. I think.
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[he had just finished getting settled into his new room when there was a knock at the door]
Tch. Just when I was gonna take a shower...
[TEARS HIS PANTS OFF! This better be good, my shower can't wait that long]
[walks to the door in his boxers and throws it open]
WHAT IS--
[HNNNNGGG HELLO ALMOST NOSEBLEED--wait that's...]
OI, YORUICHI!!
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[Why is he not wearing any pants]
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[ Just... takes it and stocks it in a corner with the others two or three she's bought. Not that she thinks she'll ever use them but as long as Yoruichi is with her she isn't with some creepy pervert, no?
(Although some might argue Suì-Fēng isn't exactly pure as the driven snow, either.)
And hey, Yoruichi-sama's employer will be happy of her for increasing their sells! ]
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[Draws in a deep breath, speaking a little more loudly than usual and drawing out the sound of it]
SEX BOMB~~
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[ Just. Peeking out to check nobody's heard. Oh wishful thinking. ]
Wouldn't you rather come in, maybe?
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I don't know, I still have more deliveries to make...
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