Comments | gargleblasted: Shift 16//Video/Audio-- Too much, too soon?

lotusrebel in gargleblasted

Shift 16//Video/Audio-- Too much, too soon?

May 14, 2011 19:25

[Today's Public Service Announcement is being read out by a cheerful sounding girl.]

Okay, so I told him if he wanted it bigger, he'd have to bake it some more! Because seriously, it was so small like you wouldn't-- Oh shoot, you mean I'm supposed to start already?!]

[A rough cough and a clearing of the throat laterGood evening citizens of the S. ( Read more... )

lien kha

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[Video] apathetic_seal May 15 2011, 02:30:59 UTC

Wait there's a Guide repair shop? Why did not one tell me about this before?

Re: [Video] lotusrebel May 15 2011, 02:34:14 UTC

That's what my employers wrote on my script which I barely followed. But I figure if your Guide ever gets really busted up, you can get a new one. That's how it should work.

Re: [Video] apathetic_seal May 15 2011, 02:37:24 UTC

Still, with the whole problem of Guides being turned on randomly, one would think that a shop that claims that it can stop that would get notice.

Re: [Video] lotusrebel May 15 2011, 02:40:40 UTC

I think the business itself isn't that good actually... That's why it'll still malfunction time and again.

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[Video] chicknisfinetoo May 15 2011, 02:38:05 UTC

This thing will show nude images of people?!

Re: [Video] lotusrebel May 15 2011, 02:39:51 UTC

It's a terrible plague that stains technology.

For instance, you have your Guide nearby as you walk right out of the shower and just as you're putting your towel on...

Re: [Video] chicknisfinetoo May 15 2011, 02:40:36 UTC

So as long as I can keep it properly hidden, it's okay?

Re: [Video] lotusrebel May 15 2011, 02:41:20 UTC

You my dear have shown some progressive thought! Sounds like a nice safe plan at any rate.

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video thesubsequent May 15 2011, 02:50:45 UTC

[Claps]

Re: video lotusrebel May 15 2011, 02:51:55 UTC

[Bows.]

Re: video thesubsequent May 15 2011, 02:53:54 UTC

Now that is what I call a good sales pitch!

Re: video lotusrebel May 15 2011, 03:17:38 UTC

It was supposed to be a public service announcement, but it kinda came off like that huh?

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video prayforprey May 15 2011, 09:37:52 UTC

You fuckin' wish my smooth, naked bosom was your sensation.

Re: video prayforprey May 15 2011, 09:38:08 UTC

P.S., The Beatles suck.

Re: video lotusrebel May 15 2011, 17:27:41 UTC

You're implying that I would find you attractive naked or otherwise my good man!

And shut up.

Re: video prayforprey May 16 2011, 00:56:32 UTC

I know how you teenage girls are. Hormones an' whatnot.

Nnnope, they suck. I never got what all the fuckin'... hullabaloo was about.

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video recidivated May 15 2011, 17:32:32 UTC

That was really informative, Lien.

Re: video lotusrebel May 15 2011, 23:55:14 UTC

Hey Xion! You're welcome and thanks for listening!

Re: video recidivated May 16 2011, 15:05:02 UTC

It seems like you had fun with it. That's always a good thing when it comes to jobs.

Re: video lotusrebel May 16 2011, 20:49:00 UTC

I added my own words to the mix which was why it wasn't too bad.

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