Shift 16//Video/Audio-- Too much, too soon?
[Today's Public Service Announcement is being read out by a cheerful sounding girl.]
Okay, so I told him if he wanted it bigger, he'd have to bake it some more! Because seriously, it was so small like you wouldn't-- Oh shoot, you mean I'm supposed to start already?!]
[A rough cough and a clearing of the throat later]
Good evening citizens of the S.S. Thor! Here is your public service announcements for the day:
All we need is love! Listen to the Beatles, my dear Thorians, I think we could use a lot more of that. Or at least some tolerance. Seriously, it's not like any of us wanted to hear our world was destroyed and then we're stuck on space-- What do you mean I'm derailing?! Shut the hell up, I was getting onto something good--
Ahem! Refugees of the S.S. Thor it is advised that when going back to your quarters, you go in pairs or a group of three or more especially during the night hours. There are those who would unfortunately try to disturb the peace for selfish and narrow minded gains which do not benefit the ship as a whole. So safety first!
Secondly, do you find your Guide malfunctioning at the most inopportune moment? Has your smooth naked bosom suddenly become a sensation across the Network?
Dude, that means go find your nearest Guide reparation shop pronto. No one needs to see your business. Unless you're good looking. Now that I think about it there's a LOT of good looking people here maybe it's not such a-- Huh? Oh I'm done for today?
That's it for today's PSA! Coming soon-- Hormones are a mysterious thing, but basic control helps you not act like a dumbass.
Thank you for your time!
[The audio ends.
An hour later, the happy and accomplished, if not somewhat tired and rushed face of Lien shows up on the network as a video. Her ribbon's looking a bit worse for wear.]
Haha! Well, the rides down on the planet sure were fun! Definitely had enough excitement and amusement for today... Okay, maybe not! Anyways anyone want to go out to the cafe for a drink? my treat! Gonna get paid by the end of the month, no biggie.
Okay, so I told him if he wanted it bigger, he'd have to bake it some more! Because seriously, it was so small like you wouldn't-- Oh shoot, you mean I'm supposed to start already?!]
[A rough cough and a clearing of the throat later]
Good evening citizens of the S.S. Thor! Here is your public service announcements for the day:
All we need is love! Listen to the Beatles, my dear Thorians, I think we could use a lot more of that. Or at least some tolerance. Seriously, it's not like any of us wanted to hear our world was destroyed and then we're stuck on space-- What do you mean I'm derailing?! Shut the hell up, I was getting onto something good--
Ahem! Refugees of the S.S. Thor it is advised that when going back to your quarters, you go in pairs or a group of three or more especially during the night hours. There are those who would unfortunately try to disturb the peace for selfish and narrow minded gains which do not benefit the ship as a whole. So safety first!
Secondly, do you find your Guide malfunctioning at the most inopportune moment? Has your smooth naked bosom suddenly become a sensation across the Network?
Dude, that means go find your nearest Guide reparation shop pronto. No one needs to see your business. Unless you're good looking. Now that I think about it there's a LOT of good looking people here maybe it's not such a-- Huh? Oh I'm done for today?
That's it for today's PSA! Coming soon-- Hormones are a mysterious thing, but basic control helps you not act like a dumbass.
Thank you for your time!
[The audio ends.
An hour later, the happy and accomplished, if not somewhat tired and rushed face of Lien shows up on the network as a video. Her ribbon's looking a bit worse for wear.]
Haha! Well, the rides down on the planet sure were fun! Definitely had enough excitement and amusement for today... Okay, maybe not! Anyways anyone want to go out to the cafe for a drink? my treat! Gonna get paid by the end of the month, no biggie.