[voice]

[nicecleavage]

So who's the jerk that made puddles so slippery? I think I sprained my ankle. This sucks!

[a sigh, then:]

Iori Junpei, taken out by the leakage of some lame plants. Definitely not my best move. [whiny groan]

Comments

[inarticulateman]

Sounds like you need more training.

[nicecleavage]

Man, I can't argue with that.

[inarticulateman]

How's your ankle?

[nicecleavage]

It's hurt pretty bad. I'm gonna call in sick tomorrow.

[cakefesta]

Buck up! You're a man, aren't you? What's a sprained ankle in the context of manliness?

[nicecleavage]

I'm pretty sure it's still a sprained ankle. But I'm really bad with context clues...

[cakefesta]

Man, you do need that training arc. One week in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber will fix that attitude of yours.

[nicecleavage]

Hey, quit using words I don't know. I told you I'm bad with context clues.

[and_my_rapier]

How many times have I told you to be cautious of your surroundings?

[nicecleavage]

Uh, sorry, senpai...

[and_my_rapier]

[She sighs assuming this is voice.]

...How serious is the injury?

[voice]

[nicecleavage]

[nervous laughter]

It's not sprained that badly... Just kinda hurts to stand on, y'know?

[traponreverse]

I think you'll be okay.

[nicecleavage]

Yeah, Mitsuru-san's gonna try to heal me.

[traponreverse]

That's good. I wouldn't want you to miss too much work.

[nicecleavage]

We can't miss more than three days, right? Damn...

[itsnotzura]

You should have been mindful of the wise Tibetan monk's adage.

[nicecleavage]

I'm not that religious.

[itsnotzura]

Ah, I do not think most wise monks are, either. I suspect they do it for the free haircuts.

[nicecleavage]

I dunno, salvation might be better than a cheap haircut.