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Nov 17, 2009 15:48

So who's the jerk that made puddles so slippery? I think I sprained my ankle. This sucks!

[a sigh, then:]

Iori Junpei, taken out by the leakage of some lame plants. Definitely not my best move. [whiny groan]

junpei iori

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itsnotzura November 17 2009, 23:26:23 UTC
You should have been mindful of the wise Tibetan monk's adage.

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nicecleavage November 17 2009, 23:29:05 UTC
I'm not that religious.

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itsnotzura November 17 2009, 23:30:18 UTC
Ah, I do not think most wise monks are, either. I suspect they do it for the free haircuts.

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nicecleavage November 17 2009, 23:38:00 UTC
I dunno, salvation might be better than a cheap haircut.

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itsnotzura November 17 2009, 23:41:36 UTC
You probably should have gone for door number one, yes.

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nicecleavage November 17 2009, 23:42:53 UTC
Huh? Is that where the monks are?

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itsnotzura November 17 2009, 23:43:34 UTC
It's wherever you did not go for a haircut.

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nicecleavage November 17 2009, 23:45:05 UTC
But I haven't gotten a haircut! Man, this is too complicated...

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itsnotzura November 17 2009, 23:45:34 UTC
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itsnotzura November 17 2009, 23:45:47 UTC
-Oh.

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itsnotzura November 17 2009, 23:46:02 UTC
My apologies, Baldie-san.

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nicecleavage November 17 2009, 23:57:23 UTC
Dude, I'm not bald.

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itsnotzura November 17 2009, 23:59:10 UTC
Ah? Then what shame is beneath the cap...?

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nicecleavage November 18 2009, 00:01:20 UTC
There is no shame! It's my hair!

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itsnotzura November 18 2009, 00:03:12 UTC
Lice...? Dandruff...? How embarrassing...

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nicecleavage November 18 2009, 00:20:27 UTC
Hey! Don't go guessing!

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