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[neverbeenhad]

[The video feed opens to a view of Max, standing in the break room of the hospital, one hand on her hip. She's only visible from the waist up, but what little of her uniform is visible doesn't leave much for imagination on what the rest of it is like. While she's working that uniform pretty well, she doesn't look pleased.]One of my coworkers

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[lovesagoodmisog]

Cop?

But your outfit looks more like a nurse.

[neverbeenhad]

[cheerleaders B|]

Cop a feel. As in 'touch inappropriately'.

[lovesagoodmisog]

[Unfortunately for Max, this one's as stereotypical as they come]

Oh.

...inappropriate like how?

[neverbeenhad]

[oh joy]

Like the kind that usually results in a restraining order.

[lovesagoodmisog]

Oh.

[pause]

Don't you have any of that stalker-repellant stuff?

[neverbeenhad]

I've got some pepper spray, but I'd rather not land in the slammer for using it.