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neverbeenhad in gargleblasted

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Apr 06, 2011 12:54

[The video feed opens to a view of Max, standing in the break room of the hospital, one hand on her hip. She's only visible from the waist up, but what little of her uniform is visible doesn't leave much for imagination on what the rest of it is like. While she's working that uniform pretty well, she doesn't look pleased.]One of my coworkers ( Read more... )

maxine "max" gibson

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[Video] 11ady April 6 2011, 18:10:15 UTC

[Une can so sympathize with that plight. Her business attire was always conservative but that didn't stop certain political representatives from undressing her with their eyes back when she was an ambassador for OZ. Probably why she decided to keep a thigh holster on her when she started Preventer.]

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Re: [Video] neverbeenhad April 6 2011, 23:52:31 UTC

You wouldn't happen to know the person who came up with this stupid uniform, would you? 'Cause my hands are itching to slap them.

[Video] 11ady April 7 2011, 10:35:03 UTC

Regrettably no. I do understand why you'd harbor such hostility though. That uniform is hardly professional.

Re: [Video] neverbeenhad April 7 2011, 17:17:15 UTC

There's absolutely nothing professional about this job.

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[video] good_breakfast April 6 2011, 19:20:09 UTC

I had that job a long time ago. I'm glad my uniform wasn't that bad, but at least you don't have to wear cat ears. Or no one's asked you to do a dance for them yet.

[Yes Max, this is a fifteen year-old boy who's telling you he's had your job.]

Re: [video] neverbeenhad April 6 2011, 23:54:26 UTC

I'd take cat ears and dancing over this.

[Sucked to be you.]

Re: [video] good_breakfast April 7 2011, 01:55:24 UTC

Even if they make you dance in that outfit over the guides so everyone can see you?

[Don't challenge this guy to a Whose-life-sucks-more-off. You'll be here all night.]

Re: [video] neverbeenhad April 7 2011, 04:25:04 UTC

As long as they kept their hands to themselves.

[So you had a socially awkward guy kidnap you to be his dino-bride too?]

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[Video] happiestberry April 6 2011, 21:37:03 UTC

You look so cuuute!

Re: [Video] neverbeenhad April 7 2011, 00:01:30 UTC

Do you have a screw loose?

Re: [Video] happiestberry April 7 2011, 00:06:15 UTC

I don't think so?

Re: [Video] neverbeenhad April 7 2011, 04:26:10 UTC

...

No, it's not 'cute'.

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lovesagoodmisog April 7 2011, 00:51:14 UTC

Cop?

But your outfit looks more like a nurse.

neverbeenhad April 7 2011, 04:27:07 UTC

[cheerleaders B|]

Cop a feel. As in 'touch inappropriately'.

lovesagoodmisog April 7 2011, 11:56:42 UTC

[Unfortunately for Max, this one's as stereotypical as they come]

Oh.

...inappropriate like how?

neverbeenhad April 7 2011, 17:23:17 UTC

[oh joy]

Like the kind that usually results in a restraining order.

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[video] wasoneof April 7 2011, 04:24:16 UTC

Employment is voluntary, isn't it? You have no one to blame for your current situation but yourself.

Re: [video] neverbeenhad April 7 2011, 04:29:22 UTC

Employment is voluntary, except when the Guide glitches and signs you up for the wrong job. Which, by the way, can't be undone. So unless I want to starve, or take to stealing, I get to spend the next few weeks flaunting my assets.

Re: [video] wasoneof April 7 2011, 05:19:39 UTC

Hah, that's just the kind of excuse a commoner would make. At least you are able to recognize your shortcomings and attend to your responsibilities regardless. I suppose that alone makes you slightly less useless than some of these other peasants.

Re: [video] neverbeenhad April 7 2011, 17:37:32 UTC

Commoner? Peasants? I might not be some filthy rich blue blood, but there's no call for going all feudalistic on me.

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