001 [Video] My icon does not sparkle alright. 8|

[toomanypetals]

[The feed flicks on to a really rather beat up looking person at a strange angle. He's got long hair and a rather beautiful face. He might seem to be a girl, but he's definitely not. He probably hit the video button with his elbow or something, filling out this form for the third time

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[undeadsidekick]

I'm really starting to wonder why nobody's been able to spot a pattern in this shit yet.

[Video] What is switching modes?

[toomanypetals]

...A pattern?

[He kind of hasn't been here long enough to see a pattern.]

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[undeadsidekick]

Yep. Seems like every two weeks we get another bunch of new kids who are too stupid to check the backlog and figure out that (yeah) their planets have been destroyed, and (yeah) no one knows really why we're here.

[toomanypetals]

...Oi. I'm not stupid.

[It's really not his fault the Guide is completely foreign technology. Even so, he can't help but glare at the message.]

And destroyed? Tch. Like I'm going to believe the world got destroyed for some goddamn landscaping.

[This was the part that didn't make any sense to him, after all...]

[undeadsidekick]

Fine. Don't believe it. No skin off my back.