001 [Video] My icon does not sparkle alright. 8|
[The feed flicks on to a really rather beat up looking person at a strange angle. He's got long hair and a rather beautiful face. He might seem to be a girl, but he's definitely not. He probably hit the video button with his elbow or something, filling out this form for the third time.]
[Anyway, said person is scowling fiercely at the salmon form in front of him.]
[He looks downright livid, actually.]
--This is stupid. How many of these goddamn forms do they have?!
[He glances over at the guide with a frown. Is that thing blinking? ...That means it's on, right.]
...Tch. When did...?
[He frowns, half a dozen questions springing to mind...but he's not sure he wants to ask them. He's in a weird place, full of strangers that can't seem to talk sense, even with a translator fish in his ear.]
[...Eugh, yeah, not thinking about that anymore. Eventually he gets around to asking the most obvious question in the world.]
That stupid, lump-faced freak didn't make any sense. What the hell is going on?!
[Anyway, said person is scowling fiercely at the salmon form in front of him.]
[He looks downright livid, actually.]
--This is stupid. How many of these goddamn forms do they have?!
[He glances over at the guide with a frown. Is that thing blinking? ...That means it's on, right.]
...Tch. When did...?
[He frowns, half a dozen questions springing to mind...but he's not sure he wants to ask them. He's in a weird place, full of strangers that can't seem to talk sense, even with a translator fish in his ear.]
[...Eugh, yeah, not thinking about that anymore. Eventually he gets around to asking the most obvious question in the world.]
That stupid, lump-faced freak didn't make any sense. What the hell is going on?!