Comments | gargleblasted: 003 | "If you please someone's stomach, you'll get them to do some crazy things."

inferioriplex in gargleblasted

003 | "If you please someone's stomach, you'll get them to do some crazy things." | [VIDEO]

Mar 31, 2011 11:08

I have no less than fifty boxes of cookies left over from work.

If anybody wants them, I'll be more than happy to sell for half the original price. Three credits a box.

Is anyone interested?

remus lo parrero

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[video] alizarinsea March 31 2011, 16:12:02 UTC

Cookies? What kinds?

[video] inferioriplex March 31 2011, 16:32:28 UTC

Ah... there are a lot of different ones.

[He holds a couple of boxes up to the camera]

There are some covered in chocolate, others in strawberries... vanilla... ah...

[He scratches at the tip of an ear]

...Forgive me, I just refuse to refer to them by the ridiculous product names.

[video] alizarinsea March 31 2011, 16:41:59 UTC

[she has to bite back a smile.]

Strawberry sounds good...how ridiculous?

[video] inferioriplex March 31 2011, 16:46:55 UTC

[Remus turns a box around at random, shifting his glasses so he can read clearly]

"Berry Tasty Strawberry Shortstuff Shortcake Sponge Cookie".

I'll set aside a box for you, then. Unless you'd like more than one?

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maple_syrup_can March 31 2011, 17:14:45 UTC

Sorry. I might take some, please? If you have some of the ...mint ones? And the peanut butter ones? [Canada also has a hard time referring them by full name. It's a bit wordy, eh?]

inferioriplex March 31 2011, 19:58:53 UTC

Ahhhh... hold one one second please.

[He walks off screen, and starts (literally) digging through boxes.]

[AND HE RETURNS VICTORIOUS!]

I have two left of each.

maple_syrup_can March 31 2011, 21:10:38 UTC

Oh, thank you so much! Sorry for the trouble. [So lucky! Four out of fifty!]

I can come right away, if-if that's convenient?

inferioriplex April 1 2011, 03:28:15 UTC

Oh... um... actually that would be great. Thank you very much.

I'm in Room 3-25.

[And he bows his head!] My name is Remus. Thank you for offering your business.

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[Video] controlstheice March 31 2011, 17:19:45 UTC

I might consider buying a few boxes, it's been a while since I've had anything sweet.

[Video] inferioriplex March 31 2011, 19:59:34 UTC

Is there any one type in particular that you like? There is a very high chance I may have it.

[Video] controlstheice April 1 2011, 12:27:01 UTC

I don't have a type in particular, I'm fine with any.

[Video] inferioriplex April 2 2011, 22:30:51 UTC

There's double chocolate, something called coconut, and lemon.

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