003 | "If you please someone's stomach, you'll get them to do some crazy things." | [VIDEO]

[inferioriplex]

I have no less than fifty boxes of cookies left over from work.

If anybody wants them, I'll be more than happy to sell for half the original price. Three credits a box.

Is anyone interested?

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[maple_syrup_can]

Sorry. I might take some, please? If you have some of the ...mint ones? And the peanut butter ones? [Canada also has a hard time referring them by full name. It's a bit wordy, eh?]

[inferioriplex]

Ahhhh... hold one one second please.

[He walks off screen, and starts (literally) digging through boxes.]

[AND HE RETURNS VICTORIOUS!]

I have two left of each.

[maple_syrup_can]

Oh, thank you so much! Sorry for the trouble. [So lucky! Four out of fifty!]

I can come right away, if-if that's convenient?

[inferioriplex]

Oh... um... actually that would be great. Thank you very much.

I'm in Room 3-25.

[And he bows his head!] My name is Remus. Thank you for offering your business.

[maple_syrup_can]

[Canada bows in kind, a bit hesitantly, but he smiles brightly.]

Oh- you're welcome, and thank you, Remus! It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Canada.

I- I'll see you in person shortly?

[inferioriplex]

Surely, Mr. Canada. I'll be waiting.

[-> action]

[maple_syrup_can]

Thank you!

[And he ends the feed and makes his way over to 3-25, which doesn't take long at all.
He gives a polite knock at the door.]

[action]

[inferioriplex]

[Remus' ears perk at the sound-- he really didn't expect Canada to arrive that quickly, although he's grateful to have someone who understands the importance of punctuality]

[So he trots to the door, opening it and giving what can barely pass as a smile. It's obvious he's just trying to be polite.]

Welcome.

I'm, ah... a bit ill-prepared, as it is, would it be all right to invite you in for a bit while I get the boxes you asked for?

Re: [action]

[maple_syrup_can]

Thank you. I'm sorry I came so quickly! Please, take as much time as you need.

[And he steps inside as invited.]

I can just wait here, if you like.

Re: [action]

[inferioriplex]

It's no trouble.

[Yes it is.]

Please, make yourself at home. Would you like some tea? Perhaps a snack outside of the cookies?

[Please say no.]

Re: [action]

[maple_syrup_can]

[Canada is confused. Something is telling him that it would be intruding to stay too long, but... Remus wouldn't offer if it wasn't all right, would he?
Ummm--]

Thank you for the kind offer, b-but sorry, perhaps some other time? You- you weren't expecting me, after all...

Re: [action]

[inferioriplex]

Ah, it's no trouble, but I won't keep you if you don't wish to stay.

[SENSING HIS CHANCE, Remus runs into his room to grab the cookie boxes, carrying them back to Canada]

Re: [action]

[maple_syrup_can]

[Quit sending such mixed messages- gosh- XD]

It's not that I don't want to stay... [But~ he's already run off.
So when he comes back Canada hands over the credits with a smile.]

Sorry. Thank you so much.

Re: [action]

[inferioriplex]

[IT'S WHAT HE DOES]

You're welcome.

[Remus takes the credits and gives a... somewhat genuine smile]

It was a pleasure doing business with you.

Re: [action]

[maple_syrup_can]

[You were nicer to Irene! ...But then, Canada is rather easy to tease >.>]

[He knows a dismissal when he hears one. He'll just take the cookies and go, then...]

And with you, thank you.

Re: [action]

[inferioriplex]

[Irene didn't invade his personal space fifteen minutes earlier than she was supposed to B(]

You're welcome.

...I shall accompany you out.

[MANNERS, AFTER ALL]