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.021 [VIDEO]

Mar 26, 2011 23:49

[ Kakashi stands at the base of a tree and looks up at the calico cat stuck in one of its branches. He’s about to jump up and rescue it when he sees an old man coming towards him on the roof of the adjacent building.

Wait, shit! That roof has more holes in it than swiss cheese. That’s dangerous!! ]

Get down from there!

[ And with hands cupped ( Read more... )

bruce wayne, hatake kakashi

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action itsnotzura March 27 2011, 05:45:32 UTC

[WAS THAT A CRY OF DISTRESS???]

action plznospoilers March 27 2011, 05:55:13 UTC

[ NO BUT IT SEEMS THERE IS AN OLD LADY FLIPPING THE BIRD AT YOU, ZURA ]

[ What Kakashi wanted to say: ... ]

[ What Kakashi did say: ]

Well gee, isn't that grand!

Re: action itsnotzura March 28 2011, 04:11:37 UTC

It's not grand, it's Katsura --

[the old lady just doubled back and stole his wallet]

action plznospoilers March 28 2011, 12:34:38 UTC

!

action plznospoilers March 28 2011, 12:37:09 UTC

[ How would anyone believe that wallet belongs to that lady anyway? But... if she managed to do that...

He narrows his eyes. ]

action plznospoilers March 28 2011, 12:40:54 UTC

[ He walks over reading and bumps into her; he knows she will try to steal something, which gives him just enough time to snatch Katsura's wallet...

...Hand it over to Kakashi, who somehow showed up beside himself...

And get stabbed by the one he just handed the wallet to and poof! HAH lady, whatever you just stole poofed too. ]

action plznospoilers March 28 2011, 12:44:43 UTC

[ He checks it-- oh that bitch; she's emptied it into her pocket and exchanged the money for rocks--

--That smug bitch ]

action plznospoilers March 28 2011, 12:46:21 UTC

[ He can't bump into her again. But maybe... ]

action plznospoilers March 28 2011, 12:51:02 UTC

Ma'am! Watch out!

action plznospoilers March 28 2011, 12:52:39 UTC

[ He's tackling an old lady.

He's tackling and groping an old lady.

But on the bright side, he's transferred the money from her pocket to his. ]

action plznospoilers March 28 2011, 12:55:10 UTC

I'm sorry, it was just a rabbit--

[ She slaps him and attempts to storm off ]

action plznospoilers March 28 2011, 12:58:22 UTC

[ He swerves out of the way so fast and so closely that barely anyone should notice he even shifted. But you can 'angry-bump' his shoulder instead, you old hag. ]

action plznospoilers March 28 2011, 13:13:07 UTC

[ That's right lady, you wanna try that again, he'll take you and your octogenarian ass down so hard your unborn great-great grandkids will feel-- that's not really a great insult with old people. ]

action plznospoilers March 28 2011, 13:14:29 UTC

[ Anyway, he walks over to Katsura and holds out his wallet. With the money inside. Not with the rocks, which he's dumped on the ground by now because he fucking hates rocks. ]

Re: action itsnotzura March 28 2011, 22:17:35 UTC

Oh, thank you, Kakashi-dono.

Re: action itsnotzura March 28 2011, 22:18:14 UTC

This isn't mine.

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