Mar 26, 2011 23:49
[ Kakashi stands at the base of a tree and looks up at the calico cat stuck in one of its branches. He’s about to jump up and rescue it when he sees an old man coming towards him on the roof of the adjacent building.
Wait, shit! That roof has more holes in it than swiss cheese. That’s dangerous!! ]
Get down from there!
[ And with hands cupped around his mouth: ]
It’s a holey roof!
[ PAUSE ]
HOLEY! TIN! ROOF, BRUCE-SAN!
[ IDK over here Bruce like SCOOTS AROUND SOME HOLES and to the relative safety of the tree branch and pokes his crazy old head down ]
Well, thanks for the heads up, young man! It can never hurt to be too careful. You should always watch your surroundings and look both ways before crossing the street.
[ Kakashi gives him a look. ]
Golly gee, daddy-o, those were some hip moves.
[ Kakashi looks confused, because he’s not sure what he just said. Bruce, unfortunately, seems to not notice how Golden Age strange he’s acting. ]
[ The lady standing next to Kakashi opens up her arms to receive the cat that Bruce hands her, and thanks both the fine young gentlemen, even though one is at least twenty years her senior. ]
bruce wayne,
hatake kakashi