[TEXT] Double Toilet all the way across the Bathroom

[princemunculus]

TO: Thor Plumbing Inc.
FROM: Greed, Devil's Nest

SUBJECT: Bathroom fixtures

Alright, so look at this.

[Attached File]

This is the current state of the men's room in my establishment. I said I wanted two more toilets installed since we've been expanding. Well good job, there's two new toilets, but they're less than a foot apart from each other

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action; I HAD TO

[obstinates]

[SITTING IN THERE POOPING]

[AND ON TOP OF THINGS]

Uhhhh, there's no toilet paper in here! Somebody out there...?

Re: action; I HAD TO

[cakefesta]

[oh I'm sorry, did you say something]

[because it's basically inaudible over the Indiana Jones theme playing in Gintoki's head as he kicks the door down, totally prepared to grab Naruto's shirt and launch him off of the toilet when--]

[TWO TOILETS?]

[WAIT, WHAT SHOULD HE DO?! The man etiquette of the bathroom clearly states -- wait, no every etiquette ever clearly states that any activity that involves seeing another man's wham-bam is WRONG!]

[he's about to close the door when-]

[oh dear sweet Amidabutsu, he never should have eaten any sort of food prepared by humanoid narwahls to start with--]

[this is it. this is your measure of manliness, Gintoki. sit up straight. no talk. no eye contact. no shame.]

[PANTS DOWN]

[ASS DOWN]

[PFFFFRRRRRRRBBBBBBBTTHHHHHHHHHB]

Re: action; I HAD TO

[obstinates]

[NARUTO'S LIFE FLASHES BEFORE HIS EYES AS THE DOOR IS KICKED OPEN. THIS IS IT. LIKE EVERY NIGHTMARE HE'S HAD FOR YEARS NOW, THE GIGANTIC BOWL OF RAMEN IS GETTING HIM AT HIS MOST VULNERABLE TIME]

[AND HE'S ABOUT TO GET EATEN]

[But, wait, it's Gintoki...]

OI! GIN-DUDE! OCCUPIED! GET THE HELL--

[But his protests are of no use. Gintoki's ass is glued to the toilet seat faster than instant ramen.]

[AND HOLY SHIT WHAT DID YOU EAT IT SOUNDED LIKE YOU SHAT AN EXPLOSIVE TAG.]

[The concussive force is so great, that it seems to stir Naruto's bowels as well.]

[PFFFFFFFFFBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE]

Re: action; 8)))

[pattan]

GIN-SAN! I THINK THIS BATHROOM'S FOR PATRONS ONL--

[Video]

[hairraisingly]

That... certainly sounds awkward.

Re: [Video]

[princemunculus]

[well hey i ain't seen you before hotness]

Ahh? Crap, I didn't mean to make this public.

Whatever, yeah. Pretty freakin' awkward.

Re: [Video]

[hairraisingly]

I can see why it made you a bit upset. I mean.. I wouldn't want to.. you know.

Re: [Video]

[princemunculus]

Hold hands while shitting? Neither would I.

[sweetlyangelic]

[loling forever.]

[princemunculus]

[he was kind of preoccupied with SOMETHING PROBABLY HORRIBLE going on in the bathroom (really Naruto and Gintoki you are going to destroy my bathroom) but he's good now]

I'm almost certain this ship has nothing but incompetent boobs on it.

[sweetlyangelic]

But at least they're entertaining.

[princemunculus]

It gets a little old when you've been here as long as I have.

[text]

[steelalchemy]

[See, he could just volunteer to do a little transmuting and solve Greed's problem in about 30 seconds.]

[But nah.]

Shouldn't have let them near your nuts.

[No. He did not mean for it to sound like that. Really. Really.]

Re: [text]

[princemunculus]

I'll kick you in the nuts.

Re: [text]

[steelalchemy]

I'd like to see you try.

Re: [text]

[princemunculus]

Uh huh.

Heard y'almost got blown up.

[Video]

[pmsgargoyle]

If you want something well done, do it yourself.

Re: [Video]

[princemunculus]

Buildin' bathrooms ain't exactly my area of expertise, lady.