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[If you're tuning in to Channel Five this evening, this is what you see:]

I dunno. To me, it's sorta creepy...

Yeah, I don't remember signin' up for this sorta surveillance.

You can't sign up for anything, idiot. You're a shadow clone.

Shuddap, so are you.

[There is Naruto. And Naruto. And Naruto. Three Narutos are sitting at a news desk talking with

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...Those ninja were terrible.

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[Real!Naruto is offscreen sitting in some sort of booth and eating some ramen.]

Which ninja?

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The ones in the commercial.

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Commercial? I didn't watch. What'd they do?

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One of them stabbed his teammate in the head with a shuriken.

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The hell kinda ninja does that?

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A terrible one.

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Did the other one die?

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No, but he was trying to pull it out of his head. It was unrealistic.

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What was it even a commercial for? Shuriken?

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Trust.

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Maybe they shoulda got the bell test, right?

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I don't think that would have helped them.

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Never know! Hey, I had the bell test, and I never stuck a shuriken in my teammates' head.

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You didn't do that before the bell test, either.

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Guess not.

Do you even think those sorta ninja had the same kinda trainin' as we did?