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VIDEO ∞ 006 | NANNERFOOL

Nov 28, 2010 23:48

[Today, you are helpfully greeted to a video of Excalibur's ass. It moves out of focus, thankfully, instead focusing on a Nannerpuss. Excalibur stands beside it; evidentially, this is part of a stand-up comedy routine.]

Fools! You are all required to attend my five-hour recitation party! Yes, Sir Nannerpuss - [He directs his attention to the ( Read more... )

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toolazytoread November 29 2010, 04:52:46 UTC

toolazytoread November 29 2010, 04:53:17 UTC

Five hour recitation party?

beganinthe12th November 29 2010, 04:59:30 UTC

Yes. It is required of all my acquaintances, no matter if he have talked or not, to attend it. It is a party that recounts my legend, which began in the 12th century!

[Excalibur gently pushes the Nannerpuss out of the way of the Guide and back onto its stack of pancakes in the background.]

toolazytoread November 29 2010, 05:06:50 UTC

Legend from the 12th- [He quickly remembers this guy] I'm turning the guide off.

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[ video ] prettymuchgod November 29 2010, 05:46:15 UTC

No.

Re: [ video ] SORRY i've... been having a busy week ;; /backtags like crazy beganinthe12th December 3 2010, 22:18:12 UTC

Fool! You have not been given a choice in the matter.

Re: [ video ] IT'S OKAY!! <333 prettymuchgod December 5 2010, 15:26:10 UTC

I GOT A CHOICE WHEN I THROW YOU OFF THE SHIP!!!!

lovesoutdoors November 29 2010, 10:37:32 UTC

Don't hit that banana thing.

beganinthe12th December 3 2010, 22:18:37 UTC

Fool! It was in the way of my camera angle.

lovesoutdoors December 4 2010, 14:17:54 UTC

You could of moved the camera.

not_takatomon November 29 2010, 15:10:46 UTC

What is a recitation party?

beganinthe12th December 3 2010, 22:19:24 UTC

It is a party where one listens to my legend, is that understood? I expect you to attend it as soon as possible.

not_takatomon December 4 2010, 19:31:09 UTC

Ah, okay? I guess I like listening to stories.

[video] asdfasdlh rofl summonerofmyst November 29 2010, 16:01:48 UTC

[Rydia is supposed to be passed out from over-exhaustion and blood loss, but her mun feels she shouldn't miss this. So just pretend she's recovered enough to catch this, and have a horrible looking summoner staring at you like you've lost your damn mind.]

...What the hell are you?

Re: [video] B)! beganinthe12th December 3 2010, 22:20:54 UTC

[Ah, how nice! A perfect wake up call.]

I am the Holy Sword, Excalibur! My legend begins in the 12th century, and it begins with a lovely young lady sitting in a smoky room, surrounded by the smell of wine and cheap perfume...

[video] best story intro ever ♥ summonerofmyst December 3 2010, 22:27:22 UTC

You're Excalibur?

[Impossible. Cecil had Excalibur. It never talked. Although if it could, she'd probably have conversations with it all the time.]

[video] haha, i manage ♥ beganinthe12th December 3 2010, 22:32:08 UTC

Fool! Who else would I be? [Tapping his cane against his hand now. See icon.]

And how are you called?

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