VIDEO ∞ 006 | NANNERFOOL
[Today, you are helpfully greeted to a video of Excalibur's ass. It moves out of focus, thankfully, instead focusing on a Nannerpuss. Excalibur stands beside it; evidentially, this is part of a stand-up comedy routine.]
Fools! You are all required to attend my five-hour recitation party! Yes, Sir Nannerpuss - [He directs his attention to the banana creature with a thack of his cane.] - that includes you!
[The Nannerpuss stares. And then:] I'm a banana!
Yes. [Excalibur looks straight at the camera.] Yes, you are.
[A long beat. Excalibur's next cane-thwacking sends it flying across the room and straight into the Guide. Four!]
Fool!
Fools! You are all required to attend my five-hour recitation party! Yes, Sir Nannerpuss - [He directs his attention to the banana creature with a thack of his cane.] - that includes you!
[The Nannerpuss stares. And then:] I'm a banana!
Yes. [Excalibur looks straight at the camera.] Yes, you are.
[A long beat. Excalibur's next cane-thwacking sends it flying across the room and straight into the Guide. Four!]
Fool!