Curiouser and curiouser!
[That voice is, of course, Thor's one and only Excalibur. He's dressed as
this, and yes, that's actual fanart for Excalibur. He blinks, then clasps his hands-- paws-- things and sighs.]
Dear me, dear me! It's almost like the time I followed a fool down a rabbit hole. My legend begins in the 19th century, you know!
[1865, infact. Alice's Adventures in Wonderland Excalibur's Escapades in Splendorland were quite the hit with children back in the day.]