"A Friendly Lakeside Community" (LOTR / Guess), Crack - 50 words
It's a crossover in 50 words. See if you know the fandom.
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Bard faced the anxious people of Laketown. "Smaug comes even as we speak."
Terror on every face. Cries.
"Has the Dragon risen?"
"Does he bring fire?"
"Will he destroy us?"
"Worse," Bard said dazedly. "He's running for Mayor. Oh, and don't buy insurance from him."
...Good night, Laketown. Good night.
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Bard faced the anxious people of Laketown. "Smaug comes even as we speak."
Terror on every face. Cries.
"Has the Dragon risen?"
"Does he bring fire?"
"Will he destroy us?"
"Worse," Bard said dazedly. "He's running for Mayor. Oh, and don't buy insurance from him."
...Good night, Laketown. Good night.