As is the answer to all things, I do believe it is time to look at porn.
What? Garden porn.
Went out after a weekend of rain last weekend and discovered that my squash plants had all done this:
O_O Did not know they could do that. It scared me, quite frankly. Here, for size reference.
I actually had to scoot them away from the other plants, because they were trying to choke out my peppers. In a container garden.
But! Baby squash:
Peas, peppers, a few tomatoes in the back.
Cherry tomatoes up front, regular in the back.
Peppers! My favorite.
Those are cucumbers up front. I did not know cucumbers were vine plants. I am not sure how to proceed from here.