SLUT LIKE WHAT?

[garbagelv]

Today was rather queer...in a gay way. It all started when I woke from a deep sleep to see that David Haselhoff was hovering above me in a hot pink prom dress. We locked eyes for a moment of salience and then it hit me. “Hey! David Fucking Haselhoff is hovering above me in a hot pink prom dress, what the fucking fuck?!?”. Anyways, I didn’t think

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[clarity_please]

Dude! that was so fucking awesome! Those six days in your ass almost killed me if you had eaten any more onions. *whew*

i don't like being a sad frog. orange is okay, but i'd rather be a raver disco frog like the damn bunnies in 5th period.

I LOVE YOU!!!!!

[garbagelv]

Do you enjoy the time you spent in my ass Jazmyn? I hope so...I would....