SLUT LIKE WHAT?
Today was rather queer...in a gay way. It all started when I woke from a deep sleep to see that David Haselhoff was hovering above me in a hot pink prom dress. We locked eyes for a moment of salience and then it hit me. “Hey! David Fucking Haselhoff is hovering above me in a hot pink prom dress, what the fucking fuck?!?”. Anyways, I didn’t think much of that since yesterday Gary Glitter was humping my lava lamp. I went to school and nothing out of the usual happened in till 5th period. I was in U.S. history studyin’ like a good young man that I am when out of the clear purple sky, raver disco bunnies hopped out of my text book and started tap dancing on my knee caps! TOOT! I was all like “holy shit! I’ve got raver disco bunnies tap dancing on my knee caps!” I thought nothing else strange would happen but then the raver disco bunnies started signing! They were all like “Im a raver baby, cant you see? Do you wanna stay up all night and rave with me?” and I was like “HELLS NO!! You’ve got to be crazy like a MOFO!” Then they went all super mad crazy and pulled a knife out of their eyes! I just sat there with a southern discomfort when Jazmyn jumped out of my ass! TOOT! She surprisedly smelt good, like roses...even though she just came from out of a ass!! I was just like “oh shit Jazmyn, what are ya doing in my ass!?!?!” and she was like “I dont know, Ive been lost in their for six long hot days!’ “That’s cool” I said and then I hit the dancing raver disco bunnies and then they turned into 28 gold coins! Jazmyn was all like “oh shit, mine mine mine!!!” so I had to hit her over the head as well and she turned into a orange depressed frog! Since Im such a “cool kid“ and since Jazmyn was a sad frog I decided to lick her to get a quick high. So I licked and licked and licked till Jazmyn was no more and that’s of that chapter. And then I had four cookies, and then I ate one...and now I have three! Bye Bye! TOOT!