4chan and movies 250
250th post everyone. Fuck yeah!
So I kept on hearing everything that 4chan had a very bad reputation. Out of curiousity and most likely boredom I've decided to spend a few days here at the infamous anime section. What have I discovered? The anonymous users here aren't very nice and you ought to keep an open mind when approaching any board of 4chan. Here's my findings.
1. Anyone who likes Bleach, One Piece and Naruto is a faggot. In one day, there are at least 10 different threads involving the big 3 that quickly devolves into a Flame War with fans of all 3 respective shows at each others' throats. If you make a statement like 'I like Naruto better then Bleach because...' you are asking for it.
2. You can make threads about the possibility of raping anyone from your favourite fictional characters to even your own sister.
3. 2d breasts are better then moe. Ah hypocrisy. There's a big rage right now at shows like K-On for pandering to the male audience though the show about breast feeding fetish, gratuitous nudity and all sorts of fetishes with a few depraved lesbians thrown in for good measure is something to be praised. Nice.
4. Racism is appropriate to weapon threads
5. Yuri threads is good place to advertise porn
And finally and most imporantly...
5. Prepared to be scarred by toddlercon, lolis and god knows what else.
Also I've recently gone to watch Lovely Bones and Sherlock Holmes with friends here's what I think.
Lovely Bones: In the novel, the remains of Susie were quickly disposed of. However in the movie, the remains of Susie are now disposed of until Susie decides to decides to possess Ruth just to have a 'goodbye kiss' with her crush Ray. Actually in the book, they also had sex but hey censored for young female audience. Although I would have to say that movie Susie is for lack of better words a stupid bitch. While your murderer is 5m away from disposing of your remains as well as important evidence she instead decides to have a pashing session with the object of her desires. Lady, where is your priorities? Why not ask him to stop the fucker, get the evidence and then you can have as hot a make out session as you want afterwards. Upon seeing this scene I tried my best not to throw the burger at the cinema screen out of rage and needless to say I was 1mm away from doing that.
Sherlock Holmes: This is yaoi or slash fangirl bait. Seriously. Now I'm not too familiar with the novels and the ho yay of it or what not since the only Sherlock Holmes book I've read was A Study In Scarlet and that was more focused on Mormon libel rather then any homoerotic subtext. Unless of course you get a turn on from seeing religious people get bashed. Anyway if the novels were bad, this movie really cranked it up to 20. Thank Christ, the likes of the Gravitationers or the NaruSasu-ers I've met online weren't there otherwise I would have failed to hear the dialogue over the sounds of their squee-ing. And believe me, you don't need to be a yaoi fangirl or have their amazing capabilities to see subtext in any sort of mundane situation to look very far. If you're interested, there was this whole sub plot about Holmes trying to break up Watson's marriage with whatshername.
Although, I'm not that pissed with the cranking up of the slash subtext as I was compared to this other scene. Now I know, Holmes has become a action hero in the eyes of Guy Ritchie (perhaps for the best given modern day male audiences think of cops as guys with guns). But in any case was in really necessary to have a James Bond-esque slow and painful death scene? (getting sliced in half in a pig slaughterhouse).
And in closing enjoy this Call of Duty/Sora no Woto crossover smut that Anonymous 983775 posted. I would recommend having google at the ready to understand the jargon
Russia was just beyond the horizon. Sergeant Foley's Hunter 2-1 unit and the convoy following it were mobilizing across the European countryside to repay the Russians in kind for what they did to the east coast of the United States. They had stopped in the fortress town of Seize to refuel before continuing the long trip east, to Moscow.
"Ramirez!" Shouted the sergeant.
"Get to that fortress and establish contact with the one in charge!"
Ramirez did as he always does. He silently complied with the order. After a short trek through town, he made it to the fortress to be greeted by the communications officer.
"I am Kanata Sorami! Pleased to meet you!" She squeaked. After the formalities were exchanged, Hunter 2-1 received orders from command to remain at the Seize base while the rest of the forces regrouped. Ramirez and Dunn made full use of the time off, by hitting on the local soldiers. "Private Ramirez, was it?" Asked Kanata gleefully.
"Is that a Spanish name?"
Ramirez didn't answer.
"You really are the silent type!" Giggled Kanata. She then let out a sigh.
"It's funny. You're the first male soldier I've seen in months. I was beginning to forget that we even enlisted men!"
Ramirez still did not respond.
"..." "..." "..."
"Say something please!"
Ramirez had received an order. He had to comply, but it would go against his role as the silent protagonist. There was only one way out of this.
"STAR!!" he shouted at the top of his lungs. Kanata began laughing.
"I see! So you have to follow orders! I wonder what else I can tell you to do..."
"Ramirez! Take your clothes off!" Barked Kanata.
The soldier had to comply. As he undressed, Kanata blushed heavily upon seeing Ramirez's 'Hunter-21"
'Oh my' sheclaimed
"I wonder if I can play that, just like my horn!"
Sorami got on her knees and began licking.
"Mmn. Ahn. Stay Frosty" she mumbled as she rubbed her tongue up and down his shaft. Ramirez couldn't last very long. In a mere 2 minutes he exploded all over Sorami's face.
"CHECK YOUR FIRE! CHECK YOUR FIRE!" she shouted, slurping his juices off her face.
" "Ok, Ramirez. We're going to get Oscar Mike now." Sorami says, removing her leggings, revealing her fresh, young pussy.
"Are you ready for a tactical insertion?" She asked, spreading her lips. Ramirez approached her and prepared for entry.
"Ramirez! Breach and clear!" And then Ramirez did breach and clear. Sorami let out a loud moan, and began shouting. "OH YES RAMIREZ! STAY FROSTY! STAY FROSTY!"
Ramirez thrust back and forth for several minutes while Sorami gasped in pleasure. "OH YEAH BABY YOU ARE OSCAR MIKE! FUCK YEAH"
Ramirez was about to climax, and Sorami knew it.
"ALL SAFETIES OFF SOLDIER! YOU'RE WEAPONS FREE! GO WILD!" After a few moments more, they both screamed in orgasm.
"FIRE IN THE HOLE!" screamed Ramirez "FIRE IN THE FUCKING HOLE!"
"OH GOD I'M GOING BLIND! I CAN'T SEE!" Screamed Kanata.
Sorami let out one more gasp in exhaustion: "Tango down.
So I kept on hearing everything that 4chan had a very bad reputation. Out of curiousity and most likely boredom I've decided to spend a few days here at the infamous anime section. What have I discovered? The anonymous users here aren't very nice and you ought to keep an open mind when approaching any board of 4chan. Here's my findings.
1. Anyone who likes Bleach, One Piece and Naruto is a faggot. In one day, there are at least 10 different threads involving the big 3 that quickly devolves into a Flame War with fans of all 3 respective shows at each others' throats. If you make a statement like 'I like Naruto better then Bleach because...' you are asking for it.
2. You can make threads about the possibility of raping anyone from your favourite fictional characters to even your own sister.
3. 2d breasts are better then moe. Ah hypocrisy. There's a big rage right now at shows like K-On for pandering to the male audience though the show about breast feeding fetish, gratuitous nudity and all sorts of fetishes with a few depraved lesbians thrown in for good measure is something to be praised. Nice.
4. Racism is appropriate to weapon threads
5. Yuri threads is good place to advertise porn
And finally and most imporantly...
5. Prepared to be scarred by toddlercon, lolis and god knows what else.
Also I've recently gone to watch Lovely Bones and Sherlock Holmes with friends here's what I think.
Lovely Bones: In the novel, the remains of Susie were quickly disposed of. However in the movie, the remains of Susie are now disposed of until Susie decides to decides to possess Ruth just to have a 'goodbye kiss' with her crush Ray. Actually in the book, they also had sex but hey censored for young female audience. Although I would have to say that movie Susie is for lack of better words a stupid bitch. While your murderer is 5m away from disposing of your remains as well as important evidence she instead decides to have a pashing session with the object of her desires. Lady, where is your priorities? Why not ask him to stop the fucker, get the evidence and then you can have as hot a make out session as you want afterwards. Upon seeing this scene I tried my best not to throw the burger at the cinema screen out of rage and needless to say I was 1mm away from doing that.
Sherlock Holmes: This is yaoi or slash fangirl bait. Seriously. Now I'm not too familiar with the novels and the ho yay of it or what not since the only Sherlock Holmes book I've read was A Study In Scarlet and that was more focused on Mormon libel rather then any homoerotic subtext. Unless of course you get a turn on from seeing religious people get bashed. Anyway if the novels were bad, this movie really cranked it up to 20. Thank Christ, the likes of the Gravitationers or the NaruSasu-ers I've met online weren't there otherwise I would have failed to hear the dialogue over the sounds of their squee-ing. And believe me, you don't need to be a yaoi fangirl or have their amazing capabilities to see subtext in any sort of mundane situation to look very far. If you're interested, there was this whole sub plot about Holmes trying to break up Watson's marriage with whatshername.
Although, I'm not that pissed with the cranking up of the slash subtext as I was compared to this other scene. Now I know, Holmes has become a action hero in the eyes of Guy Ritchie (perhaps for the best given modern day male audiences think of cops as guys with guns). But in any case was in really necessary to have a James Bond-esque slow and painful death scene? (getting sliced in half in a pig slaughterhouse).
And in closing enjoy this Call of Duty/Sora no Woto crossover smut that Anonymous 983775 posted. I would recommend having google at the ready to understand the jargon
Russia was just beyond the horizon. Sergeant Foley's Hunter 2-1 unit and the convoy following it were mobilizing across the European countryside to repay the Russians in kind for what they did to the east coast of the United States. They had stopped in the fortress town of Seize to refuel before continuing the long trip east, to Moscow.
"Ramirez!" Shouted the sergeant.
"Get to that fortress and establish contact with the one in charge!"
Ramirez did as he always does. He silently complied with the order. After a short trek through town, he made it to the fortress to be greeted by the communications officer.
"I am Kanata Sorami! Pleased to meet you!" She squeaked. After the formalities were exchanged, Hunter 2-1 received orders from command to remain at the Seize base while the rest of the forces regrouped. Ramirez and Dunn made full use of the time off, by hitting on the local soldiers. "Private Ramirez, was it?" Asked Kanata gleefully.
"Is that a Spanish name?"
Ramirez didn't answer.
"You really are the silent type!" Giggled Kanata. She then let out a sigh.
"It's funny. You're the first male soldier I've seen in months. I was beginning to forget that we even enlisted men!"
Ramirez still did not respond.
"..." "..." "..."
"Say something please!"
Ramirez had received an order. He had to comply, but it would go against his role as the silent protagonist. There was only one way out of this.
"STAR!!" he shouted at the top of his lungs. Kanata began laughing.
"I see! So you have to follow orders! I wonder what else I can tell you to do..."
"Ramirez! Take your clothes off!" Barked Kanata.
The soldier had to comply. As he undressed, Kanata blushed heavily upon seeing Ramirez's 'Hunter-21"
'Oh my' sheclaimed
"I wonder if I can play that, just like my horn!"
Sorami got on her knees and began licking.
"Mmn. Ahn. Stay Frosty" she mumbled as she rubbed her tongue up and down his shaft. Ramirez couldn't last very long. In a mere 2 minutes he exploded all over Sorami's face.
"CHECK YOUR FIRE! CHECK YOUR FIRE!" she shouted, slurping his juices off her face.
" "Ok, Ramirez. We're going to get Oscar Mike now." Sorami says, removing her leggings, revealing her fresh, young pussy.
"Are you ready for a tactical insertion?" She asked, spreading her lips. Ramirez approached her and prepared for entry.
"Ramirez! Breach and clear!" And then Ramirez did breach and clear. Sorami let out a loud moan, and began shouting. "OH YES RAMIREZ! STAY FROSTY! STAY FROSTY!"
Ramirez thrust back and forth for several minutes while Sorami gasped in pleasure. "OH YEAH BABY YOU ARE OSCAR MIKE! FUCK YEAH"
Ramirez was about to climax, and Sorami knew it.
"ALL SAFETIES OFF SOLDIER! YOU'RE WEAPONS FREE! GO WILD!" After a few moments more, they both screamed in orgasm.
"FIRE IN THE HOLE!" screamed Ramirez "FIRE IN THE FUCKING HOLE!"
"OH GOD I'M GOING BLIND! I CAN'T SEE!" Screamed Kanata.
Sorami let out one more gasp in exhaustion: "Tango down.