News according to Gao and chaser song lyrics.
General Crowe and General LaPaglia have rendezvous and met. They are currently planning a new infrastructure to entertain the people of the Empire. A stadium to be used by Sydney FC and South Sydney. After that meeting LaPaglia disappeared from General Crowe's sight...without a trace.
(yes I know very lame Gladiator/Crowe joke)
Over at Bushy's another one of his advisers has decided to quit Ah Bushy when will the curse end?
And my homeland of China has once again come up with some dodgy products. This time in the form of poisonous toothpaste. Not nearly as ridiculous and hilarious as the viagra-laced oysters.
And Howard has finally caught on with what seems to be one of the worries with the Rudd Labor, it sounds a bit a like Gough Whitlam all over again. But hopefully, hopefully history doesn't repeat itself and we get another Gough Whitlam incident if Kevin Rudd were to get voted Prime Minister. And some corrupt Union person has used Ruddy's name as a threat. So Kevin Rudd can be used as a threat now ey?
Bully: Give me your money or I'll give you a wedgie
Some Kid: Don't make me get Kevin Rudd on you!
Bully: No, no please no!
And Sophia Loren, who was 10 questioned by Andrew must have been reading the 'Sheikhy's guide to insulting Australians' labelling him 'silly, silly, silly' and she added her own insult calling him a 'terrible person' . And the Italian executives labelled him 'vulgar'. Is that the best you can do when it comes to insults? Pretty disappointing considering the variety of swear words in Italian.
cut for swearing/insulting in Italian, I would like to thank my sponsors at Babelfish, Adidas, Nike...
Italiani avete usato essere freddi, qualunque è accaduto al vostro senso di umore. Loren e una cagna chi non ha senso di umore. E i quadri di festivi sia sbatutto pompinai
And since I was bored I decided to copy the lyrics from Andrew Hansen's serenade to The Veronicas, there maybe a few errors here and there though
Lyrics for How can stars ever love a guy like me?
Although I opened up my heart to you
I feel so far apart from you
I’m just a humbled journalist that’s all
You’re gorgeous and you’re hot
While I am not
You’re so big while I’m so very small
How could stars love a guy like me at all?
I’ll follow you everywhere
I’ll let you wear my underwear
Imagine us together you and me
I can buy you flowers
You could sit on my face for hours?
I’ll do anything, if only you could see
But how could stars ever love a guy like me?
I'm thinking of making this a recurring post, what do you think? Look at a couple of interesting articles via google news and daily telegraph and then comment on it here. And does someone have suggestions for getting that annoying Avril Lavigne song outta my head?
(yes I know very lame Gladiator/Crowe joke)
Over at Bushy's another one of his advisers has decided to quit Ah Bushy when will the curse end?
And my homeland of China has once again come up with some dodgy products. This time in the form of poisonous toothpaste. Not nearly as ridiculous and hilarious as the viagra-laced oysters.
And Howard has finally caught on with what seems to be one of the worries with the Rudd Labor, it sounds a bit a like Gough Whitlam all over again. But hopefully, hopefully history doesn't repeat itself and we get another Gough Whitlam incident if Kevin Rudd were to get voted Prime Minister. And some corrupt Union person has used Ruddy's name as a threat. So Kevin Rudd can be used as a threat now ey?
Bully: Give me your money or I'll give you a wedgie
Some Kid: Don't make me get Kevin Rudd on you!
Bully: No, no please no!
And Sophia Loren, who was 10 questioned by Andrew must have been reading the 'Sheikhy's guide to insulting Australians' labelling him 'silly, silly, silly' and she added her own insult calling him a 'terrible person' . And the Italian executives labelled him 'vulgar'. Is that the best you can do when it comes to insults? Pretty disappointing considering the variety of swear words in Italian.
cut for swearing/insulting in Italian, I would like to thank my sponsors at Babelfish, Adidas, Nike...
Italiani avete usato essere freddi, qualunque è accaduto al vostro senso di umore. Loren e una cagna chi non ha senso di umore. E i quadri di festivi sia sbatutto pompinai
And since I was bored I decided to copy the lyrics from Andrew Hansen's serenade to The Veronicas, there maybe a few errors here and there though
Lyrics for How can stars ever love a guy like me?
Although I opened up my heart to you
I feel so far apart from you
I’m just a humbled journalist that’s all
You’re gorgeous and you’re hot
While I am not
You’re so big while I’m so very small
How could stars love a guy like me at all?
I’ll follow you everywhere
I’ll let you wear my underwear
Imagine us together you and me
I can buy you flowers
You could sit on my face for hours?
I’ll do anything, if only you could see
But how could stars ever love a guy like me?
I'm thinking of making this a recurring post, what do you think? Look at a couple of interesting articles via google news and daily telegraph and then comment on it here. And does someone have suggestions for getting that annoying Avril Lavigne song outta my head?